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Have Crabapples: What do?

Started by Remington, August 31, 2010, 05:57:02 AM

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Remington

I have recently come into possession of around 300-400 good-sized crabapples (50-60 pounds). They're not the small little berry-like ones either; they're about 1/3 the size of regular apples and taste a bit like Pink Lady apples.

ITT, we suggest delicious recipes to use them in. I've found a couple recipes for crabapple pie, jam, juice, and even liquor, but I'd like to know if anyone has any good recipes for the things.





That's about 60-70% of them: I still have some to pick.




They taste delicious. IN MY MOUF.
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!

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Remington

Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.
Is it plugged in?

Jenne

Tarts!  Mmm...love me a crab apple tart!  And dehydrating them to make apple chips (core, slice and put on baking sheet at low temp after sprinkling with lemon juice, after done you can sprinkle cinnamon sugar if you want).

Rumckle

I believe there are several recipes for apple pie floating around the forum, perhaps one of them would work with crab apples.

Failing that you could just stick them in your cheeks.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.

I do not has recipe. This is how I do it:

Peel, core, and cut up apples
Put in big pot with a little water (to get them started. Not much water)
Put in about half as much sugar as you have apples
Add some cinnamon and nutmeg
Simmer, uncovered, for a day or so, stirring frequently to avoid burning the bottom
When it's goopy, put in jars.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.

I do not has recipe. This is how I do it:

Peel, core, and cut up apples
Put in big pot with a little water (to get them started. Not much water)
Put in about half as much sugar as you have apples
Add some cinnamon and nutmeg
Simmer, uncovered, for a day or so, stirring frequently to avoid burning the bottom
When it's goopy, put in jars.

:o Could you do that with juice of any kind?

Remington

Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.

I do not has recipe. This is how I do it:

Peel, core, and cut up apples
Put in big pot with a little water (to get them started. Not much water)
Put in about half as much sugar as you have apples
Add some cinnamon and nutmeg
Simmer, uncovered, for a day or so, stirring frequently to avoid burning the bottom
When it's goopy, put in jars.
Looks like a recipe to me! Thanks!

/heads off to burn things
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.

I do not has recipe. This is how I do it:

Peel, core, and cut up apples
Put in big pot with a little water (to get them started. Not much water)
Put in about half as much sugar as you have apples
Add some cinnamon and nutmeg
Simmer, uncovered, for a day or so, stirring frequently to avoid burning the bottom
When it's goopy, put in jars.

:o Could you do that with juice of any kind?

Not juice; it must be whole fruit. But, yes.

Note: really watery fruit like plums take FOREVER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.

I do not has recipe. This is how I do it:

Peel, core, and cut up apples
Put in big pot with a little water (to get them started. Not much water)
Put in about half as much sugar as you have apples
Add some cinnamon and nutmeg
Simmer, uncovered, for a day or so, stirring frequently to avoid burning the bottom
When it's goopy, put in jars.

:o Could you do that with juice of any kind?

Not juice; it must be whole fruit. But, yes.

Note: really watery fruit like plums take FOREVER.

Hm. What about dried fruits?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 08:55:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.

I do not has recipe. This is how I do it:

Peel, core, and cut up apples
Put in big pot with a little water (to get them started. Not much water)
Put in about half as much sugar as you have apples
Add some cinnamon and nutmeg
Simmer, uncovered, for a day or so, stirring frequently to avoid burning the bottom
When it's goopy, put in jars.

:o Could you do that with juice of any kind?

Not juice; it must be whole fruit. But, yes.

Note: really watery fruit like plums take FOREVER.

Hm. What about dried fruits?

You can do it with dried fruit, but my food-preserving energy-conservationist nature is recoiling in horror. That's like reconstituting jerky in order to can it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 08:55:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.

I do not has recipe. This is how I do it:

Peel, core, and cut up apples
Put in big pot with a little water (to get them started. Not much water)
Put in about half as much sugar as you have apples
Add some cinnamon and nutmeg
Simmer, uncovered, for a day or so, stirring frequently to avoid burning the bottom
When it's goopy, put in jars.

:o Could you do that with juice of any kind?

Not juice; it must be whole fruit. But, yes.

Note: really watery fruit like plums take FOREVER.

Hm. What about dried fruits?

You can do it with dried fruit, but my food-preserving energy-conservationist nature is recoiling in horror. That's like reconstituting jerky in order to can it!

But Sunmaid makes the raisin equivalent of mangos, and I bet it would be tasteee! :(

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 09:42:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 08:55:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: Remington on August 31, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:05 AM
Ahhhhh those are gorgeous! I am so full of envy!

Normally with crabapples I suggest jelly; with beautiful apples like those I would suggest either applesauce (so simple! Cut them up, cook them, can them) or apple butter. Yummy!
Has recipe for apple butter?  I'm a pretty noob cook.

I do not has recipe. This is how I do it:

Peel, core, and cut up apples
Put in big pot with a little water (to get them started. Not much water)
Put in about half as much sugar as you have apples
Add some cinnamon and nutmeg
Simmer, uncovered, for a day or so, stirring frequently to avoid burning the bottom
When it's goopy, put in jars.

:o Could you do that with juice of any kind?

Not juice; it must be whole fruit. But, yes.

Note: really watery fruit like plums take FOREVER.

Hm. What about dried fruits?

You can do it with dried fruit, but my food-preserving energy-conservationist nature is recoiling in horror. That's like reconstituting jerky in order to can it!

But Sunmaid makes the raisin equivalent of mangos, and I bet it would be tasteee! :(

Start with fresh mangoes. They're common as dirt where you live, and way way cheaper than starting with dried mangoes.

Look at it like this: energy has been expended to preserve a fruit by drying it. When you buy that fruit, you are paying for the energy and handling that went into preserving it. Reconstituting it and re-preserving it a different way expends yet more energy through processing.

Start with fresh mangoes, then either dry them OR make mango butter. Pick one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky