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Eris gets a Pinball Temple...

Started by LaughingOtter, September 01, 2010, 08:20:51 AM

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LaughingOtter

September 01, 2010, 08:20:51 AM
I've always said Eris spoke to me through the chaotic motions of pinball machines. That's where you learn that She can be a Most Royal Bitch at times.
So, in the last month we've gotten approval for and are moving pinball machines into a Pinball Museum in Seattle's International District. We open tomorrow, we'd just got approval two weeks before. Chaos never flowed so smoothly...
I promise there will be a Golden Apple somewhere in the place. Or we'll get 20 pinball machines and three pachinko games in there.
Wholly Chao! 'ERE WE GO, 'ERE WE GO, 'ERE WE GO...

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Beer and Pinball, Dammit!

Cramulus

#1
September 01, 2010, 03:01:08 PM
oh that's fucking cool! What kind of company do you work for? You've gotta show us some pix!

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#2
September 01, 2010, 04:44:23 PM
Bad-Ass, the next time I visit Seattle I'll have to check it out.
Do you have the older Dr. Who pinball game? I've invested some serious time in that one.

AFK

#3
September 01, 2010, 05:37:47 PM
You should have one of those bowling arcade games too. 
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the last yatto

#4
September 01, 2010, 06:15:28 PM
Ill visit for sure but only if they sell Jolt cola in glass bottles :)
Or if there's a vintage beattlejuice pinball machine

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

LaughingOtter

#5
September 01, 2010, 11:40:49 PM
Peleus: Hee hee hee, you're a funny guy...
There are a couple of old (as in OLD) bowling games we have our eyes on. We're trying to wheedle them away from their owners.

By day, I'm a financials programmer. But away from there... I set fire to trash cans outside Scientology places do an awful lot of networking with the pinball world. This Museum is the result of a group of friends who don't want to see pinball die out. Might be that it will, but who can say?
Beer and Pinball, Dammit!

Requia ☣

#6
September 01, 2010, 11:48:35 PM
Do you have Attack from Mars?
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the last yatto

#7
September 02, 2010, 06:15:37 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

LaughingOtter

#8
September 02, 2010, 01:22:50 PM
We don't have Attack From Mars, but here are nine locations on the West Coast that do:
http://www.laughingotter.com/pinball/maps/pinballMaps-Game-Attack_from_Mars.html
Beer and Pinball, Dammit!

LaughingOtter

#9
September 03, 2010, 08:21:13 AM
We had more than 100 people show up for our opening effort. We had 14 pinball tables and 2 pachinko games up and running, including a flipperless Bally table from 1936! Nothing but merry chaos and laughter and smiles. We stayed open an extra 90 minutes because every machine was being played at the original closing time. Kids were brought! It was FUCKING GLORIOUS!
I really love being a Discordian...
Beer and Pinball, Dammit!

Lies

#10
September 03, 2010, 08:50:54 AM
:mittens:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Telarus

#11
September 03, 2010, 04:36:55 PM
:awesome:
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#12
September 03, 2010, 09:16:04 PM
Sweet, LaughingOtter! You guys should design and build your own pinball machine. The balls can be little golden apples. :D
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