Dracula

[Jenne]

...aren't we supposed to be KEEN on murderlizing?  I thought that was the whole POINT?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

No we are trying to stay alive. ONLY VAMPIRES LIKE TO MURDER


JENNES A VAMPIRE!!!! 

[Rumckle]

I'm keen on murderlising, I didn't want to murderlise Freekey last round though, so once I saw Freekey was the target I didn't bother. Now I'm waiting till day to vote, in case I sway the Vamp.

[Chairman Risus]

Are we dead yet? Where is Remmington?

[Remington]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!


The door knocks and the drunk villager grumbles but rises himself from bed.

Who could that be at this ungodly hour? The villager thinks.

"All right, all right, I'm coming! Who is it?" The villager shouts. When the stranger tells the villager his name the door is flung open wide. "What the hell are you doing here? Come to apologise for making advances on my daughter, I hope!"

The familiar figure bows it's head.

"My deepest apologies. May I come in and apologise formally?"

"Fine, but make it quick! It's midnight, if you hadn't noticed."

"Oh, I noticed, believe me!" Amdis Tariq chuckles. Canine teeth sharpen into deadly fangs and the vampire's eyes burn red like coals as he leaps across the threshold and seizes the villager's throat. Fangs close on the victim's neck and blood spurts from the open wound. Amdis groans as he drains the claret fluid. In ecstatic pleasure, a nail slashes against his own pale arm and he forces the fresh wound into his victim's mouth.

"Ahh -- drink, drink and join me, join the thrill of the blood." He gasps between gulps.




Amdis Tariq has sired a new vampire: their name is Xannin.


Count Dracula ------> Amdis ------> Xannin





It is now daytime. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a staking (5 votes needed).


Scene credit: Chris Spaghetti

[LMNO]

Rumkle really wants to kill me.  So I vote to stake him.

Rumkle = 2

[Rumckle]

See!
This is what happens when we let this madman loose with our votes!
Chaos!

I vote to stake LMNO.

Rumckle - 2
LMNO - 1

[Freeky]

I vote for alphapance.

Rumckle 2
LMNO 2

[LMNO]

et tu, Freeky? I am only acting in self-defence.

[Freeky]

Your use of theater quotes won't save you now, heathen vampire!

[LMNO]

I'm fairly confident Freeky is not a vamp, so I won't make accusations against you. 

I still think that Dracula is one of the people who isn't posting.

[Freeky]

I'm fairly confident Freeky is not a vamp, so I won't make accusations against you. 

I still think that Dracula is one of the people who isn't posting.

Yeah, probably. But anyone who has a proxy vote needs to go, if you get my drift. It's nothing personal, you see.

[LMNO]

Hold on a sec.  Freeky, my other proxy vote is yours.  You gave it to me a few pages ago.

[LMNO]

Alphapance can have myvote.

Later.

See?

[Freeky]

Alphapance can have myvote.

Later.

See?

Oh! My bad. Um, can I have that back now?

This would be another reason vote proxying doesn't work.