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The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment.

Started by Da6s, September 01, 2010, 09:16:18 PM

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Doktor Howl

#15
September 01, 2010, 10:45:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on September 01, 2010, 10:43:01 PM
The Colony, American Chopper, Solving History, Ghost Lab..

If those aren't good enough reasons for B0mbing that building, I'm not sure what is.

Yes.  His heart was pure, but his motives were shit.

I'd be behind this, if only to stop the never-ending tide of pseudoscience that channel vomits.
Molon Lube

Thurnez Isa

#16
September 01, 2010, 10:51:22 PM
I would have just settled for the elimination of the pseudoreality shows
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Doktor Howl

#17
September 01, 2010, 10:52:20 PM
I'm a little disappointed.  That wasn't very mad sciency.

He should have threatened them with a laser or something.
Molon Lube

Thurnez Isa

#18
September 01, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/09/01/discovery-hostage-gun.html

the subtitled here is awesome

QuoteDiscovery Channel hostage-taker shot

Man said to have 'concerns' with Discovery programming


'concerns'? Why must us Canadians understate everything?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Doktor Howl

#19
September 01, 2010, 11:01:58 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/09/01/discovery-hostage-gun.html

the subtitled here is awesome

QuoteDiscovery Channel hostage-taker shot

Man said to have 'concerns' with Discovery programming


'concerns'? Why must us Canadians understate everything?

It's only polite, and you savages are nothing if not polite.
Molon Lube

Hoser McRhizzy

#20
September 02, 2010, 12:45:16 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 09:41:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 09:35:49 PM

And this all begs the question:  Must or else what?

He's got hostages and possibly a bomb strapped to his chest

But was the alleged bomb organic?

Quote from: Ratatosk on September 01, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
Breaking The MachineTM

U R DOIN IT WRONG

:lol:
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Doktor Howl

#21
September 02, 2010, 01:44:02 AM
Can't ANYONE build a fucking bomb anymore?  Ever since Richard Reid, it's been Keystone fucking Kops terrorism.
Molon Lube

Thurnez Isa

#22
September 02, 2010, 01:44:56 AM
It probably had to be done in an environmentally way
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Doktor Howl

#23
September 02, 2010, 01:48:00 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 02, 2010, 01:44:56 AM
It probably had to be done in an environmentally way

Bomb making is a "Green Job"?

:lulz:

WE HAVE TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT AND STOP WAR SO IMA THROW HORRIBLE CHEMICALS AROUND WIFF A BOMB.
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This needs to be an emote.  I just have to figure out how to package it.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#24
September 02, 2010, 01:50:27 AM
Just the way it is.  You can't improve on perfection.

Code Select
:bomber:

:bomber:
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Doktor Howl

#25
September 02, 2010, 01:56:22 AM
Also,

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Freeky

#26
September 02, 2010, 02:12:33 AM
 :lulz: That's awesome.

Thurnez Isa

#27
September 02, 2010, 02:15:19 AM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Doktor Howl

#28
September 02, 2010, 02:32:10 AM
 :lulz:

Poor Bhode.  He never stood a chance.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Cain

#29
September 02, 2010, 03:53:09 AM
This guy sounds closer to Derrick Jensen than Daniel Quinn, and even then I think Jensen would conclude this guy is a dumbass.
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