ATT: Doktor Howl

[Nurse Enabler]

Wheres my Kat? My kitty kat still needs a name.


Put down the tools.

[Doktor Howl]

Wheres my Kat? My kitty kat still needs a name.


Put down the tools.

We named that cat.  I think it was "FLEABAG, DESTROYER OF UNDERPANCE".  I haven't seen him in two days, though.  He's probably across the fence, fucking the neighbor's dog.

That is one mean fucking cat.

[Nurse Enabler]

Wheres my Kat? My kitty kat still needs a name.


Put down the tools.

We named that cat.  I think it was "FLEABAG, DESTROYER OF UNDERPANCE".  I haven't seen him in two days, though.  He's probably across the fence, fucking the neighbor's dog.
That is one mean fucking cat.

But he loves you. And no we didn't name the Kat yet.He's probably just making new freinds.

[Doktor Howl]

Wheres my Kat? My kitty kat still needs a name.


Put down the tools.

We named that cat.  I think it was "FLEABAG, DESTROYER OF UNDERPANCE".  I haven't seen him in two days, though.  He's probably across the fence, fucking the neighbor's dog.
That is one mean fucking cat.

But he loves you. And no we didn't name the Kat yet.He's probably just making new freinds.

Wait.  Now Fleabag isn't good enough?

How about "Violin Strings"?

And he's not making friends.  That cat is a fucking menace, and I think it got both of my dogs pregnant.  Even the male one.  The kids down the street scream in terror every time the screen door bangs shut, and the local churches have denounced us from the pulpit.

[Richter]

"making new friends"

as in:
"Shaving liberal slogans into local coyotes" ?
"Tieing sewer rats to car mufflers to improve air quality" ?
"Fixing to set a land speed reocrd by jumping a javelina, digging in claws and hanging on" ?

[Doktor Howl]

"making new friends"

as in:
"Shaving liberal slogans into local coyotes" ?
"Tieing sewer rats to car mufflers to improve air quality" ?
"Fixing to set a land speed reocrd by jumping a javelina, digging in claws and hanging on" ?

And "fucking the neighbor's rotweiller".

Yeah.

[Richter]

Christ, that's a mean fucking cat.

[Doktor Howl]

Christ, that's a mean fucking cat.

Fucking thing loves me, though.  I can't figure it out.

[Jasper]

It knows to get real close to competition.  It probably read everything Robert Greene wrote.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Name it "Your Child" so everyone knows where such a monstrosity came from. XD

[Doktor Howl]

It knows to get real close to competition.  It probably read everything Robert Greene wrote.

I wondered where my copy went.

[Doktor Howl]

Name it "Your Child" so everyone knows where such a monstrosity came from. XD

My kids are a whole other ball of wax.  My son is so normal it makes my teeth itch, and my daughter spends all day taunting the religious freaks down the street.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Name it "Your Child" so everyone knows where such a monstrosity came from. XD

My kids are a whole other ball of wax.  My son is so normal it makes my teeth itch, and my daughter spends all day taunting the religious freaks down the street.

Right. This just adds another one to the list.

[Richter]

I'm picturing a chain smoking mutant feline with 2 heads now.

As for Dok's kids, DNT.  Just DNT. 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm picturing a chain smoking mutant feline with 2 heads now.

As for Dok's kids, DNT.  Just DNT. 

Too late.  Gpoo is, between this thread and the insult thread, just another noob.

Fucking disappointing, is what it is.