College kids

[Nephew Twiddleton]

College kids+Birthday party+Bacardi 151+sparklers=

http://www.firefightingnews.com/article-us.cfm?articleID=84170

[The Johnny]

As they stood outside the burned-out building, a woman approach them and offered to let them live in the furnished apartment she said she owned nearby.

Not a bad idea at all. Not. At. All.

[Don Coyote]

As they stood outside the burned-out building, a woman approach them and offered to let them live in the furnished apartment she said she owned nearby.

Not a bad idea at all. Not. At. All.

This old woman is a saint for letting these poor kids who through no fault of their own had a house burn down.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I wonder if she's going to institute a "no booze, no fireworks in the house" rule

[The Johnny]

Oh right, its just that with all the retarded one line paragraphs in the article i got confused about whom they were speaking of, which i guess its the residents and not the bacardi and fireworks blazing kids.

[The Johnny]

No, wait, im still confused.

[LMNO]

To be fair, this is Troy, NY we're talking about.  I can only imagine that reckless inebriation is the default state for anyone who lives there.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

To be fair, this is Troy, NY we're talking about.  I can only imagine that reckless inebriation is the default state for anyone who lives there.

[Cuddlefish]

The roof collapsed during the blaze

[LMNO]

The roof!  The roof!  The roof is on fire!