Happy Birthday, bro!

[East Coast Hustle]

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/last-days/Content?oid=4887839&hp

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 Nothing happened today, unless you count the ninth anniversary of the worst day in modern American history, or the operatic tragedy that unfolded in Enumclaw, where tonight a group of friends gathered at a bar for a birthday party, on the way home from which one of the guests fatally struck a bicyclist, realized the dead cyclist was the friend whose birthday they'd just been celebrating, and immediately committed suicide with a pistol. "We're investigating to see if alcohol was a factor on the part of the driver," said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff's Office to KING 5.

[Kai]

 

[Richter]

Downright GREEK.

[Adios]

 

[Jenne]

Damn.  NOT so good times.

[Doktor Howl]

Damn.

[Freeky]

Arrgh.

[Jasper]

WAIT HOLD UP


How come the guests were driving home (drunk) when the birthday guy had to ride his bike?  I mean, they were obviously going the same way... 



With friends like that.  Christ.

[Cramulus]

The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   

[Adios]

The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   

You do know you're going to hell for that, don't you? 

[Jasper]

It's too painfully ironic to not have happened.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   

That actually made me laugh, you evil man.