Cack Handed

[AFK]

I throw my voice left handed.

Top THAT bucko!

YOU THROW YOUR VOICE LIKE A GIRL!

That's what I get for watching too much Lambchop. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was born left handed, but I play guitar right handed, play golf right handed, if I throw a stone, it's with my right hand, but if I'm playing darts, I throw the dart left handed.

Lefties have an easier time developing ambidexterity than righties. Something to do with the connections between the hemispheres being different or something like that.

[Don Coyote]

I was born left handed, but I play guitar right handed, play golf right handed, if I throw a stone, it's with my right hand, but if I'm playing darts, I throw the dart left handed.

Lefties have an easier time developing ambidexterity than righties. Something to do with the connections between the hemispheres being different or something like that.

Or maybe it's the proliferation of right-handed appliances.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Occasionally I intentionally use my cack hand to do all sorts of mundane tasks I usually use my proper hand for.

During especially boring lectures I try to force it to take legible notes and to make childlike drawings.

Lol, cack hand.

My Grandfather was also left handed, and when he was at school, they tied his left hand behind him, so he had to learn to write with his right hand. Which he learned to do. However, he used to draw beautifully with his left hand, but couldn't draw for shit with his right.
God only knows what other psychological abberations (he had a few, too) can be traced back to this early training.

I've heard about that.

Did this corrective training prevent him from sliding into gayness, bestiality, and assorted depravity?

(That's what they thought would happen if the cack-handedness went unchecked, right?)

[BadBeast]

Occasionally I intentionally use my cack hand to do all sorts of mundane tasks I usually use my proper hand for.

During especially boring lectures I try to force it to take legible notes and to make childlike drawings.

Lol, cack hand.

My Grandfather was also left handed, and when he was at school, they tied his left hand behind him, so he had to learn to write with his right hand. Which he learned to do. However, he used to draw beautifully with his left hand, but couldn't draw for shit with his right.
God only knows what other psychological abberations (he had a few, too) can be traced back to this early training.

That can cause speech impediments, among other things.

How about alcoholism, and an inability to see anyone elses point of view?

[Doktor Howl]

Occasionally I intentionally use my cack hand to do all sorts of mundane tasks I usually use my proper hand for.

During especially boring lectures I try to force it to take legible notes and to make childlike drawings.

Lol, cack hand.

My Grandfather was also left handed, and when he was at school, they tied his left hand behind him, so he had to learn to write with his right hand. Which he learned to do. However, he used to draw beautifully with his left hand, but couldn't draw for shit with his right.
God only knows what other psychological abberations (he had a few, too) can be traced back to this early training.

That can cause speech impediments, among other things.

How about alcoholism, and an inability to see anyone elses point of view?

No, that's caused by voting Tory, I think.

[BadBeast]

I was born left handed, but I play guitar right handed, play golf right handed, if I throw a stone, it's with my right hand, but if I'm playing darts, I throw the dart left handed.

Lefties have an easier time developing ambidexterity than righties. Something to do with the connections between the hemispheres being different or something like that.

I was born left handed, but I play guitar right handed, play golf right handed, if I throw a stone, it's with my right hand, but if I'm playing darts, I throw the dart left handed.

Lefties have an easier time developing ambidexterity than righties. Something to do with the connections between the hemispheres being different or something like that.

Or maybe it's the proliferation of right-handed appliances.

I'm fairly certain it's a combination of both those factors.

[BadBeast]

Occasionally I intentionally use my cack hand to do all sorts of mundane tasks I usually use my proper hand for.

During especially boring lectures I try to force it to take legible notes and to make childlike drawings.

Lol, cack hand.

My Grandfather was also left handed, and when he was at school, they tied his left hand behind him, so he had to learn to write with his right hand. Which he learned to do. However, he used to draw beautifully with his left hand, but couldn't draw for shit with his right.
God only knows what other psychological abberations (he had a few, too) can be traced back to this early training.

That can cause speech impediments, among other things.

How about alcoholism, and an inability to see anyone elses point of view?

No, that's caused by voting Tory, I think.

He was a staunch Conservative, all his life, but he was only a working class Carpenter.

(His family were once very well to do, but had fallen on hard times)

I traced his lineage back to the Border Reavers who kept England and Scotland seperate before the Union. (We even had our own (Northumbrian) Tartan and Clan name without having to be either Scottish or English.

(BadBeast. Descended from Anarchists.)

[Eater of Clowns]

Right handed, as is proper, but left eye dominant.  Is crappy for aiming.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I was forced to use my right hand when I was in school.  It was the accepted method back then  

So I write right handed, and cut with scissors right handed, but do pretty much everything else left handed.  

My youngest son (the football player) is left handed too.  Well I say that but, everything he can do lefthanded he can do righthanded almost as well except write and throw the football.  He plays golf right handed, but that is more because we didn't have left handed clubs for him to use when he was little.

What can I say, we're weird!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I was forced to use my right hand when I was in school.  It was the accepted method back then 

So I write right handed, and cut with scissors right handed, but do pretty much everything else left handed. 

My youngest son (the football player) is left handed too.  Well I say that but, everything he can do lefthanded he can do righthanded almost as well except write and throw the football.  He plays golf right handed, but that is more because we didn't have left handed clubs for him to use when he was little.

What can I say, we're weird!

What did they think was going to happen if they didn't force you to use your right hand?

[BadBeast]

My left eye (luckily) is dominant. Aiming right handed guns can be tricky if the stock is specced for RH, but I can put a cloth yard arrow through your car door at 150 yds, with a Longbow.  

[Doktor Howl]

He plays golf

You should take immediate action with regard to that.

[Doktor Howl]

I was forced to use my right hand when I was in school.  It was the accepted method back then 

So I write right handed, and cut with scissors right handed, but do pretty much everything else left handed. 

My youngest son (the football player) is left handed too.  Well I say that but, everything he can do lefthanded he can do righthanded almost as well except write and throw the football.  He plays golf right handed, but that is more because we didn't have left handed clubs for him to use when he was little.

What can I say, we're weird!

What did they think was going to happen if they didn't force you to use your right hand?

Not the point.  It was about uniformity.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I was forced to use my right hand when I was in school.  It was the accepted method back then 

So I write right handed, and cut with scissors right handed, but do pretty much everything else left handed. 

My youngest son (the football player) is left handed too.  Well I say that but, everything he can do lefthanded he can do righthanded almost as well except write and throw the football.  He plays golf right handed, but that is more because we didn't have left handed clubs for him to use when he was little.

What can I say, we're weird!

What did they think was going to happen if they didn't force you to use your right hand?

Not the point.  It was about uniformity.

I thought there was some amusing religious hysteria around it.