I am NOT Welsh...

[Don Coyote]

Hey Dok Howl, guess what my last name roughly means.

"LET ME OUT?"

"LAST OF THE BOGHOPPERS?"

"EVEN THE IRISH HATE US?"

"HURK BORB PUKE?"

Wolf wood.

[Adios]

Wolfy sheep fucker

[Doktor Howl]

Hey Dok Howl, guess what my last name roughly means.

"LET ME OUT?"

"LAST OF THE BOGHOPPERS?"

"EVEN THE IRISH HATE US?"

"HURK BORB PUKE?"

Wolf wood.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Man, if you're from Wales go drink some mead. Or Irish Creme. Is better than beer anyway!  

Wales...Irish Creme...

You're a bit retodded, aren't you?

Nope. I know Wales =/= Ireland. But there would still be Irish Creme, it would be transported. Not hard to do.

[Doktor Howl]

Man, if you're from Wales go drink some mead. Or Irish Creme. Is better than beer anyway!  

Wales...Irish Creme...

You're a bit retodded, aren't you?

Nope. I know Wales =/= Ireland. But there would still be Irish Creme, it would be transported. Not hard to do.

If you're in a hole, KEEP DIGGING! 

[Doktor Howl]

...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it.  

doesn't matter, we won't be able to pronounce it anyway.

The sad thing is how true that is. People have a hard time saying it, and it is relatively phonetic.

If you say a Welshman's name 3 times, he has to get a job.

But then the equipment breaks down.

That's because there's evil little fairies that follow Welsh people around, breaking shit.

We call them "Scotsmen".

[Suu]

And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE!


-Suu
Roman Dandy.

[Don Coyote]

And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE!


-Suu
Roman Dandy.

For some reason you just became incredibly hot.

[Suu]

And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE!


-Suu
Roman Dandy.

For some reason you just became incredibly hot.

I'M A FUCKING INDUSTRY PROFESSIONAL. D/N/T.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE!


-Suu
Roman Dandy.

What about those couple of Celtic invasions into Italy? I mean, they did sack Rome... It's possible that some... floaters were left in your gene pool.

[Suu]

And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE!


-Suu
Roman Dandy.

What about those couple of Celtic invasions into Italy? I mean, they did sack Rome... It's possible that some... floaters were left in your gene pool.

ASSIMILATION TO CITIZENSHIP, SLAVERY OR DEATH.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it. 

Amusingly, my surname is Cornish... but it came from the Welsh side of the family. We try not to imagine what went on there.

[Payne]

Hey Dok Howl, guess what my last name roughly means.

"LET ME OUT?"

"LAST OF THE BOGHOPPERS?"

"EVEN THE IRISH HATE US?"

"HURK BORB PUKE?"

Wolf wood.

Ulfshaw, or a varient thereof.

[Cain]

I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances". 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances". 

that is because you are descended from Welsh criminals.