A few pet peeves

[Doktor Howl]

I wouldn't want to use yours, at least not before a good steam cleaning.

Fuck you.  A man works hard for his spirochetes.

[Nast]

I wouldn't want to use yours, at least not before a good steam cleaning.

Fuck you.  A man works hard for his spirochetes.

Why of course, it would be cheating to simply pick then up from a dorm bed or public bathroom.

You really have to wrestle 'em in there.

[Doktor Howl]

I wouldn't want to use yours, at least not before a good steam cleaning.

Fuck you.  A man works hard for his spirochetes.

Why of course, it would be cheating to simply pick then up from a dorm bed or public bathroom.

You really have to wrestle 'em in there.

Mine bore in like the brain worms from The Wrath of Khan.  The look on peoples' faces here?  Not the heat.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like to think of it being a by-product of living in an increasingly chaotic society. I, for one, have found this topic to be most amusing. The creator does not have time to provide anything useful, yet has been here a good portion of the day attacking others IN BIG LETTERS, thereby engaging in the very same ideas proclaimed to be a pet-peeve.

The position of Stupid Cunt has been filled.

We wish you luck with your future endeavors.

Oh, snap! 

We need to consult the archives from 2007, and see where we got our noobs from back then.  We've had a few decent ones, Freeky, Pixie, etc, since then, but mostly it's been assmonkeys like this one.

We had a surprising excellent run for a bit, though. Now it's back to normal, where normal = goddamnit facepalm.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I like to think of it being a by-product of living in an increasingly chaotic society. I, for one, have found this topic to be most amusing. The creator does not have time to provide anything useful, yet has been here a good portion of the day attacking others IN BIG LETTERS, thereby engaging in the very same ideas proclaimed to be a pet-peeve.

The position of Stupid Cunt has been filled.

We wish you luck with your future endeavors.

Oh, snap! 

We need to consult the archives from 2007, and see where we got our noobs from back then.  We've had a few decent ones, Freeky, Pixie, etc, since then, but mostly it's been assmonkeys like this one.

We had a surprising excellent run for a bit, though. Now it's back to normal, where normal = goddamnit facepalm.

It doesn't help if half of the noobs are the same person. But I'm glad I came in on a wave of noobs that were generally accepted to be pretty cool

[Dysnomia]

I

       AM POSTING NOTHING OF VALUE


AND

       I love you Nigel!   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I

       AM POSTING NOTHING OF VALUE


AND

       I love you Nigel!   

I love you too, Lizzay!

[E.O.T.]

AN IMPORTANT

          reminder regarding P.D. sub-article agreement 23AE;

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6yOjnaPrhI

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AN IMPORTANT

          reminder regarding P.D. sub-article agreement 23AE;

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6yOjnaPrhI

I don't whine. I give fair warning.

[E.O.T.]

AN IMPORTANT

          reminder regarding P.D. sub-article agreement 23AE;

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6yOjnaPrhI

I don't whine. I give fair warning.

COULD

          depend which side of the OP one is on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AN IMPORTANT

          reminder regarding P.D. sub-article agreement 23AE;

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6yOjnaPrhI

I don't whine. I give fair warning.

COULD

          depend which side of the OP one is on.

Nope.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

The title of Stupid Cunt should come with a special Stupid Cunt tiara.

I almost spat chai on my keyboard, and Payne's head

Preemptive 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

The title of Stupid Cunt should come with a special Stupid Cunt tiara.

Just don't expect to use mine.  Or the wings or the wand.

Get your own, spags.

YOU ARE SUCH A BEEYOOOOOOOTIFUL FAIRY PRINCESS!

WHEN I'M NOT A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL!

you are a man of many contradictions Roger, a Beautiful Fairy Princess, Dirty Little Girl and 169% Testosterone Filled Yeti.

[Payne]

I don't contribute much on PD anymore, haven't done for months. It's not that I don't care about shit, it's more that I can't articulate anything in a way that's going to be in any way interesting to read. Accounting for the Lack Of Content.

I don't post much on PD anymore cause I have to share the computer with Pixie, and in the time I get I have to do job hunts and email reading and such. I could spend the time reading PD, but generally Pixie will tell me if something interesting is happening anyway. Maybe this will change when I get my own connect. Like a laptop or something, I dunno. Accounting for (part of) the reason why The Board is Dead.

Most of the threads recently that people have tried to start projects/ group action/ whatever in are either threads that I don't catch or do read and have nothing to offer (usually for the same reasons as stated above) Accounting for Not Joining In.

Now if anyone wants to complain about one of those things to the board in general, it's cool. It doesn't really bother me, personally, when they do. I'll apologise here and in advance, and refer them to the appropriate paragraph for my reasons.

In my experience, the board always has this tension in it. We almost all have a certain size of ego, many of us are above average in that regard. So someone is always going to get pissed off. And when all the bullshit aligns so that these complaints are indeed 100% valid, then it proliferates by orders of manitude. It always passes.

Hawk: don't take this shit so seriously, get back in here and continue doing your thing. We all love you for it, and we all think that your personal situation is shitty as all fuck. I'm absolutely certain that if Nigel could in any way ehlp you she would do it immediately and with such generosity that she'd probably end up breaking your ribs in a bear hug or some shit,.

Dok Howl: You have your Moments of Righteous Anger. It's cool by me, not that you need my approval or otherwise. I will always chase you up when you say you're going to stop ranting, or doing trolling projects or whatever it is. You are very much an essential part of this board - one of the Old Guard, and while some of the shit that happens to/ around you will inevitably change your perception of your Art and your Audience, I personally don't think I'd even still be here if it wasn't for you. By extension I would never have met Pixie.

Nigel: You put your finger on some of the worst problems that I've personally noted in PD lately. I mean I know they all pass, but it still irritates me that when I get a chance to speand some time reading PD all I seem to see is people sniping at each other and pissing each other off. I always expect to see some of that, but when it's as endemic as it gets some months (like round about now) it's really disheartening. I feel where you're coming from, and hope your schedule clears up soon. Like Dok Howl, I'll be here when you get back, too.

[AFK]

Meh, board trends don't bother me.  They're like water on a duck's back.  I get out of this place what I want.  I'm not in a place right now where I can do much in terms of contributing to projects, other than offering my experience and insight (for whatever they are worth).  And I don't really see that changing much until my kids get older.  So at this point, I come here mainly to socialize.  I've stayed because I've grown e-fond of some of you spags.  Some that were here before me and some who've joined since.  I like that I can come here and share a few nyuks and you spags will indulge me in that enterprise.  It helps me get through the day.