Unlimited Ruby Appreciation Thread

[Freeky]

Cactus and pliers, Dok.

Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.

Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.

[Adios]

Cactus and pliers, Dok.

Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.

Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself.

But, yeah.

[Doktor Howl]

Cactus and pliers, Dok.

Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.

Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.

I'm a real dentist.

Really unqualified, to be precise.

[Freeky]

Cactus and pliers, Dok.

Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.

Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.

I'm a real dentist.

Really unqualified, to be precise.

[Doktor Howl]

Cactus and pliers, Dok.

Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.

Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.

I'm a real dentist.

Really unqualified, to be precise.

Also really not grabbing pliers.

But seriously, you need to get that dealt with.

[Freeky]

Cactus and pliers, Dok.

Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.

Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.

I'm a real dentist.

Really unqualified, to be precise.

Also really not grabbing pliers.

But seriously, you need to get that dealt with.

Making that call and the other one which I totally forgot to do yesterday right now.

[Doktor Howl]

Cactus and pliers, Dok.

Fuck you. A whole, whole bunch.

Freeky,
Absolutely PETRIFIED of dental work when real dentists and good drugs are to be had.

I'm a real dentist.

Really unqualified, to be precise.

Also really not grabbing pliers.

But seriously, you need to get that dealt with.

Making that call and the other one which I totally forgot to do yesterday right now.

Excellent.

[Jenne]

The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally.

You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.

I hate getting teeth pulled. This next one is going to be even worse, considering how bad the last one was to get out, and this one is even further back.

The antibodies that the human body generates to combat the staph variant that causes tooth decay can damage your heart.

I kinda like your heart the way it is.

Yup.  Listen to the man, Freeky.  The sooner you get you (and monkey--have you taken HIM in?  They're supposed to visit when they get their first teeth, no need to wait till school age these days) fixed up, the better you feel.

And trust, me, I've BEEN through the ringer with all manner of dentists.  In fact, I get gassed now it's so bad for me.  But it's so much better than letting the decay linger.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I ate a huge salad for lunch.

I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.

I'm doing a fiber-and-juice day to get everything out of my gut. Protein and fiber shake for breakfast; fresh vegetable juice for lunch, some raw veggie snacks somewhere in there.

Around 3 I'll be uploading the biggest dump ever into Portland's sewer pipes.

[Adios]

Dentist wants to pull my remaining teeth, and then denture. $5000.00 says nope.

[Doktor Howl]

I ate a huge salad for lunch.

I am going to take a shit the size of Delaware in about 4 hours.

I'm doing a fiber-and-juice day to get everything out of my gut. Protein and fiber shake for breakfast; fresh vegetable juice for lunch, some raw veggie snacks somewhere in there.

Around 3 I'll be uploading the biggest dump ever into Portland's sewer pipes.

You shit UPWARDS?

I am now going to build a permanent shrine to you at The Wall.

[Nurse Enabler]

The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally.

Sorry to hear that.  I shall send you hugs.

[the last yatto]

Don't ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
That's right!
For a $10 "Donation"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
But wait a minute -
Didn't I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids teeth
So if they disappear they can track 'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that -
And didn't I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn't even tell me
No wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record
All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them
Who's boss of my big mouth
Where's the pliars

[LMNO]

Lard, FTW.

[Nurse Enabler]

I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

Just the pictures of Freekys pies are worth starting a war over.

Yes Freekys pies are excellent.