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eating chicken makes you gay

Started by the last yatto, September 24, 2010, 05:31:29 AM

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Cain

While that is a pretty ridiculous accusation it should be recalled, on the other hand, that US-sponsored death squads helped take over the country in the 80s, and it is quite possible that there is not such a thing as being too paranoid when you're the leader of a South American country who has displeased the Americans and their intelligence agencies and businessmen in particular.

The Johnny

#16
I know for a fact he has a twitter page, or had, let me find it.

Well yes, his position is less than ideal, but he is indeed a degree of crazy and megalomaniacal.


Shit fuck, i was thinking of Hugo Chávez, i take it all back.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Cain

Pretty much a requirement to be the leader of any country, barring maybe New Zealand or Switzerland.

The Johnny

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM

Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:

http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga

My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute.  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM

Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:

http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga

My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute.  :?

You are not a chubby Hispanic male.  :?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM

Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:

http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga

My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute.  :?

You are not a chubby Hispanic male.  :?

It's something about my personality.  :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:30:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM

Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:

http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga

My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute.  :?

You are not a chubby Hispanic male.  :?

It's something about my personality.  :eek:

You have a thing for nationalizing your media?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 10:31:00 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:30:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 24, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 24, 2010, 10:08:23 PM

Anyhow, heres as promised, but its in spanish:

http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga

My boyfriend says I remind him of Hugo Chávez, and that it's cute.  :?

You are not a chubby Hispanic male.  :?

It's something about my personality.  :eek:

You have a thing for nationalizing your media?

:lulz:

On that note, lunch break ovar, back to glass hole.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bruno

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 24, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
At the cafe where I used to work, this dude told me about his time spent in Spain for a foreign exchange program.

He was really enjoying the chicken his host family had prepared for dinner, so he exclaimed, "iMe encanta la polla!"

After that, I bet he was "muy embarazada".
Formerly something else...

Brotep

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on September 24, 2010, 10:59:05 PM
Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 24, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
At the cafe where I used to work, this dude told me about his time spent in Spain for a foreign exchange program.

He was really enjoying the chicken his host family had prepared for dinner, so he exclaimed, "iMe encanta la polla!"

After that, I bet he was "muy embarazada".

:lol: classic

E.O.T.

Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2010, 10:05:25 PM
Pretty much a requirement to be the leader of any country, barring maybe New Zealand or Switzerland.

THIS

           one would HAVE to be insane to take the helm of any of the nations of idiots!

HOWEVER,

           the media will go out of its way to describe nation-leaders as totally insane if they're not on the "in". American media blatantly displays all other countries on video & paper as "totally nuts" for not being American.

         
"a good fight justifies any cause"

The Johnny


Oh, not just American media. (Hugo, that is)
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner