Three Wishes

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

I want to see IRL lips like this guy -->

I want someone to make it so that bug in the newsfeed is squishable

I want to quit losing track of my cursor when I follow that other one in the newsfeed around.

[Jasper]

As for the first one, I do have a huge mouth and tiny eyes.  Does that count?  I could get a party hat and take up smoking?

[The Johnny]

How bout some hepatitis for your skin tone?

[Jasper]

I'm more of a jaundice man, m'self.

[The Johnny]

I think theres like cheap "sun-tan lotions" that instead of making you tan, turn you into rotten banana colour, but thats not exaclty bright yellow.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

So, there's no one who can help me squish that damn bug?

[Eater of Clowns]

Use hammer.  Hit monitor.

[The Johnny]

So, there's no one who can help me squish that damn bug?

1. Get SNES emulator.
2. Get Mario Paint ROM.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

(Yes, im wrongly assuming all you should know a 90s reference.)

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i have that game 

[The Johnny]

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

XDDD

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

THAT GAME!!! 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'll take the following:

1. $10 billion, 10 billon EUR, and 10 pesos.
2. Fully functioning time machine that goes both to the future and the past

I'll get back to you about number three after a mad spree at the bookies and I buy the world.

3. Full godhood and omnipotence that cannot be usurped from me or shared without my permission, begining with the origin of the universe and spanning until I see fit to destroy it.


Time travel is a bitch, Pho.

[Doktor Howl]

1.  Everyone gets off my planet.

2.  I get to watch everyone get evicted.

3.  A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

1.  Everyone gets off my planet.

2.  I get to watch everyone get evicted.

3.  A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.

Dibs on Mars?