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It's my birthday.

Started by Salty, September 27, 2010, 06:22:20 PM

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Salty

You know, all I really want from anyone in the whole world....























is a bunch of really gay unicorns.


The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jenne

Gay unis for the win!

And happy b-day, Alty--I hope it's a good one for you.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Salty

Thanks!

I have zero responsibilities today and deep, dark cake.
I think it'll be good.

Mebbe some whiskey.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Alty on September 27, 2010, 06:29:02 PM
Thanks!

I have zero responsibilities today and deep, dark cake.
I think it'll be good.

Mebbe some whiskey.

Whiskey is good.  It replenishes your vital essences.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Happy Birthday Alty!

Hope it is the start of an amazing year for you!

PopeTom

All I have is this here Unicron.

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Salty

This is an acceptable substitute. Thank you.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

Dear Alty: Fuck you.

Kisses,
LMNO



-Hey, someone had to do it.

AFK

Well, hope your birthday is Fantastic, even if you don't get the unicorns. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky


Salty

Freeky: Yessssss. Just like that.




Alphapance: Yessssss. Just like that.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cramulus


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