Apollo 11

[Doktor Howl]

You'd think something as important as that would be a national treasure and stored in the National Archives.

Thanks to Reagan's "clean desk" policy, we don't even have the plans for the spacecraft itself.

[Jasper]

THE MOTHERFUCKING EAGLE HAS LANDED, LADIES AND MOTHERFUCKERS.  DO NEVER ACT LIKE THAT SHIT DIDNT HAPPEN.

[Doktor Howl]

THE MOTHERFUCKING EAGLE HAS LANDED, LADIES AND MOTHERFUCKERS.  DO NEVER ACT LIKE THAT SHIT DIDNT HAPPEN.

It doesn't matter if it happened, come to think of it, because after we reached the moon, we chickened out and restricted our space program to making sure people can watch re-runs of Leave it to Beaver in Botswana.

[Zenpeanut]

Mitchell and Webb's take on the moon landing as part of their conspiracy series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw

[the dreadful hours]

sheer lunacy