Divination on PD

[Cramulus]

This thread is for the consultation and interpretation of online fortune tellers regarding the PD forums.

We shall start with the i ching:

What is the future of the PD forums?



   The present is embodied in Hexagram 53 - Chien (Gradual Progress): We see the marriage of a young lady, and the good fortune attending it. There will be advantage in being firm and correct.
   The first (bottommost) line, divided, shows the wild geese gradually approaching the shore. A young officer in similar circumstances will be in a position of danger, and be spoken against, but there will be no error.
   The third line, undivided, shows them gradually advanced to the dry plains. It suggests also the idea of a husband who goes on an expedition from which he does not return, and of a wife who is pregnant, but will not nourish her child. There will be evil. The case symbolised might be advantageous in resisting plunderers.
   The fourth line, divided, shows the geese gradually advanced to the trees. They may light on the flat branches. There will be no error.
   The situation is shifting, and Yang (the active masculine force) is gaining ground.




   The future is embodied in Hexagram 25 - Wu Wang (The Unexpected): Great progress and success is indicated, while there will be advantage in being firm and correct. If he or his action be not correct, he will fall into errors, and it will not be advantageous for him to move in any direction.


   The things most apparent, those above and in front, are embodied by the upper trigram Sun (Wind), which is transforming into Chi'en (Heaven). As part of this process, penetration and following are giving way to strength and creativity.



   The things least apparent, those below and behind, are embodied by the lower trigram Ken (Mountain), which is transforming into Chen (Thunder). As part of this process, stillness and obstruction are giving way to movement, initiative, and action.

[Cramulus]

runes:


Question:

What's your damage, PD?




The Norn spread is used to plot the crucial elements of past, present, and future, and to reveal the evolution of the situation through the arc of time. Spirit Runes are most commonly used for questions about mysticism, spirituality, and religion.

The left rune represents an important element of the past. Sowelu is a strong symbol, for it represents the sun. Unlike equatorial cultures who may see the sun as a harsh and imperial force capable of causing droughts, in the cold north the sun is a purely feminine force that gives life and allows crops to grow. In dark times, this rune represents clarity of sight and the victory of good over evil. Sowelu is irreversible, as the cycles of the sun and seasons are perpetual.

The middle rune represents a deciding element of the present. Perth is the rune of chance and gambling. Throw the dice, read your fate. Gaming is a fine way to pass the night...as long as one is careful. Games of chance have outcomes that are hidden from us, and as such Perth represents secrets unknown. Perth symbolizes enjoyment and wild abandon, but be watchful, for Perth is also the rune of mystery and the outcomes unexpected. You cannot lose if you do not play, but neither can you win...

The right rune represents the critical element of the future. Laguz is the rune representing water. Laguz is a strongly feminine rune, and like the ocean contains much power of an uncontrollable nature. Here the rune is seen in the reversed, symbolic of the ebbing tide. This may suggest power being drawn away, or may perhaps the start of a journey. Since this is a rune of sexual power, the reversal can also suggest sexual problems or dissatisfaction.

[Freeky]

runes:


Question:

What's your damage, PD?




The Norn spread is used to plot the crucial elements of past, present, and future, and to reveal the evolution of the situation through the arc of time. Spirit Runes are most commonly used for questions about mysticism, spirituality, and religion.

The left rune represents an important element of the past. Sowelu is a strong symbol, for it represents the sun. Unlike equatorial cultures who may see the sun as a harsh and imperial force capable of causing droughts, in the cold north the sun is a purely feminine force that gives life and allows crops to grow. In dark times, this rune represents clarity of sight and the victory of good over evil. Sowelu is irreversible, as the cycles of the sun and seasons are perpetual.

The middle rune represents a deciding element of the present. Perth is the rune of chance and gambling. Throw the dice, read your fate. Gaming is a fine way to pass the night...as long as one is careful. Games of chance have outcomes that are hidden from us, and as such Perth represents secrets unknown. Perth symbolizes enjoyment and wild abandon, but be watchful, for Perth is also the rune of mystery and the outcomes unexpected. You cannot lose if you do not play, but neither can you win...

The right rune represents the critical element of the future. Laguz is the rune representing water. Laguz is a strongly feminine rune, and like the ocean contains much power of an uncontrollable nature. Here the rune is seen in the reversed, symbolic of the ebbing tide. This may suggest power being drawn away, or may perhaps the start of a journey. Since this is a rune of sexual power, the reversal can also suggest sexual problems or dissatisfaction.

So... In the future, PD is gonna have problems getting laid?




Seriously, though, this is a fun thread to watch. 

[Phox]

runes:


Question:

What's your damage, PD?




The Norn spread is used to plot the crucial elements of past, present, and future, and to reveal the evolution of the situation through the arc of time. Spirit Runes are most commonly used for questions about mysticism, spirituality, and religion.

The left rune represents an important element of the past. Sowelu is a strong symbol, for it represents the sun. Unlike equatorial cultures who may see the sun as a harsh and imperial force capable of causing droughts, in the cold north the sun is a purely feminine force that gives life and allows crops to grow. In dark times, this rune represents clarity of sight and the victory of good over evil. Sowelu is irreversible, as the cycles of the sun and seasons are perpetual.

The middle rune represents a deciding element of the present. Perth is the rune of chance and gambling. Throw the dice, read your fate. Gaming is a fine way to pass the night...as long as one is careful. Games of chance have outcomes that are hidden from us, and as such Perth represents secrets unknown. Perth symbolizes enjoyment and wild abandon, but be watchful, for Perth is also the rune of mystery and the outcomes unexpected. You cannot lose if you do not play, but neither can you win...

The right rune represents the critical element of the future. Laguz is the rune representing water. Laguz is a strongly feminine rune, and like the ocean contains much power of an uncontrollable nature. Here the rune is seen in the reversed, symbolic of the ebbing tide. This may suggest power being drawn away, or may perhaps the start of a journey. Since this is a rune of sexual power, the reversal can also suggest sexual problems or dissatisfaction.

So... In the future, PD is gonna have problems getting laid?




Seriously, though, this is a fun thread to watch. 

Nah, I'm betting that PD will develop ED. 

[Cramulus]

anybody know what PD's birthday is?

[Cramulus]

Stichomancy
Stichomancy is one of the oldest forms of divination (at least 3000 years old in fact), in which the querant opens to a random page of randomly selected book in a library, to find an excerpt that applies to the situation at hand.

How could PD be more awesome?

The excerpt represents the core issue or deciding factor on which you must meditate, and is drawn from Tour Through Eastern Counties of England by Daniel Defoe:

there, as in other places.

However, the battered walls, the breaches in the turrets, and the ruined churches, still remain, except that the church of St. Mary (where they had the royal fort) is rebuilt; but the steeple, which was two-thirds battered down, because the besieged had a large culverin upon it that did much execution, remains still in that condition.

There is another church which bears the marks of those times, namely, on the south side of the town, in the way to the Hythe, of which more hereafter.

The lines of contravallation, with the forts built by the

[Cramulus]

another stichomancy:


What have we done poorly in the past?

The excerpt represents the core issue or deciding factor on which you must meditate, and is drawn from A Princess of Parms by Edgar Rice Burroughs:

After I ceased there was tense silence, as all eyes were riveted upon Tal Hajus. He did not speak or move, but the blotchy green of his countenance turned livid, and the froth froze upon his lips.

"Tal Hajus," said Lorquas Ptomel in a cold, hard voice, "never in my long life have I seen a jeddak of the Tharks so humiliated. There could be but one answer to this arraignment. We wait it." And still Tal Hajus stood as though electrified.

"Chieftains," continued Lorquas Ptomel, "shall the jeddak, Tal Hajus, prove his fitness to rule over Tars Tarkas?"

There were twenty chieftains about the rostrum, and

[Cramulus]

Bibliomancy!

How does Eris feel about us?
The excerpt represents the core issue or deciding factor on which you must meditate, and is drawn from King James Bible:



castle, and bade that he should be examined by scourging; that he might know wherefore they cried so against him.

ACT 22:25 And as they bound him with thongs, Paul said unto the centurion that stood by, Is it lawful for you to scourge a man that is a Roman, and uncondemned?

ACT 22:26 When the centurion heard that, he went and told the chief captain, saying, Take heed what thou doest: for this man is a Roman.

ACT 22:27 Then the chief captain came, and said unto him, Tell me, art thou a Roman? He said, Yea.

ACT 22:28 And the chief captain answered, With a great sum obtained I this freedom. And Paul said, But I was free born.

[Jenne]

"Bibliomancy"?    Get the fuck out!  No way!    Har, now I know what to use for divination for my parents.   

Jenne:  HEY MOM DID YOU KNOW I CAN DIVINE SHIT ABOUT YOUR LIFE USING THE BIBLE?
Jenne'sMom:  Don't say shit.  And no, you can't, that's witchcraft!
Jenne:  MOM I'M 37, I CAN SAY SHIT IF I WANT.

[Freeky]

"Bibliomancy"?    Get the fuck out!  No way!    Har, now I know what to use for divination for my parents.   

Jenne:  HEY MOM DID YOU KNOW I CAN DIVINE SHIT ABOUT YOUR LIFE USING THE BIBLE?
Jenne'sMom:  Don't say shit.  And no, you can't, that's witchcraft!
Jenne:  MOM I'M 37, I CAN SAY SHIT IF I WANT.

[Lies]

Bibliomancy!

How does Eris feel about us?
The excerpt represents the core issue or deciding factor on which you must meditate, and is drawn from King James Bible:



castle, and bade that he should be examined by scourging; that he might know wherefore they cried so against him.

ACT 22:25 And as they bound him with thongs, Paul said unto the centurion that stood by, Is it lawful for you to scourge a man that is a Roman, and uncondemned?

ACT 22:26 When the centurion heard that, he went and told the chief captain, saying, Take heed what thou doest: for this man is a Roman.

ACT 22:27 Then the chief captain came, and said unto him, Tell me, art thou a Roman? He said, Yea.

ACT 22:28 And the chief captain answered, With a great sum obtained I this freedom. And Paul said, But I was free born.

WE ARE ROMANS AND WE ARE FREE

[Thurnez Isa]

So... In the future, PD is gonna have problems getting laid?

Good thing Im already ahead of the game

[Cainad (dec.)]

So... In the future, PD is gonna have problems getting laid?

Good thing Im already ahead of the game

Yeah, right; I think the present-and-future divinations might have gotten swapped.

[Iason Ouabache]

"Bibliomancy"?    Get the fuck out!  No way!    Har, now I know what to use for divination for my parents.   

Jenne:  HEY MOM DID YOU KNOW I CAN DIVINE SHIT ABOUT YOUR LIFE USING THE BIBLE?
Jenne'sMom:  Don't say shit.  And no, you can't, that's witchcraft!
Jenne:  MOM I'M 37, I CAN SAY SHIT IF I WANT.

Bibliomancy.   Reminds me of a joke:

A man goes up to his pastor one Sunday after the service and says to him, "Pastor, I really need your help. I'm in deep financial trouble here. I've got debtors calling me all hours of the day. If I don't do something soon they are going to take everything!" The preacher manages to calm him down and tells him, "Listen, son. I want you to go home and pray as hard as you've ever prayed. Then I want you to get up, take your Bible off of the bookshelf. Close your eyes, open the Bible, and there you will find your guidance." The man thanks the preacher profusely and goes on his way.

The preacher sees the man again the next Sunday and ask him how everything went. The man reply, "Pastor, I prayed for a good 2 hours. My knees were really hurting by the end. Then I found my Bible and did exactly as you said. Opened it up at random and found the perfect message from God!" The preacher inquired, "Well, what did it say?"

"Chapter 13."

[the last yatto]

Three card peak...
Reverse "the star"
Reverse knight of Cups
Four of swords, Truce