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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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A Brief Explanation, part V of V

Started by Doktor Howl, September 28, 2010, 04:10:49 PM

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Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Remington

Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Don Coyote

I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a coherent theme. I just thought I was stupid.

Remington

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 10:34:52 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 28, 2010, 10:33:55 PM
Did you just...


:argh!:

Why yes I accidentally.   :lulz:  The whole Six days.
Reminds me of a webcomic I used to read. The author kept steady updates, Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday, for seven and a half years. It was one of the most popular comics on the Internet.

Then on the third-to-last episode, he revealed the punchline. A punchline which he had set up in Episode 7, and upon which he had delivered in Episode 1223. It was the longest-running brick joke in the history of the Internet.
Is it plugged in?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 10:38:47 PM
I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a coherent theme. I just thought I was stupid.

Yeah, me too.  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Wizard

Son of a bitch. I'd add you to the Vengeance List if it weren't so funny. Spot on writing regardless.
Insanity we trust.

Cainad (dec.)

fucking OUCH


That fucking STUNG like a goddamn bullet ant to the scrotum. You horrible desert-baked bastard! Are you some kind of... Discordian, or something? :argh!:


This calls for another letter. Oh yes.

Adios


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 10:38:47 PM
I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a coherent theme. I just thought I was stupid.

I wasn't sure if I was too dense, or if the Doktor had finally lost it for reals.

However, in the interim there was some beautiful fucking writing. Like fucking poetic and shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:49:13 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 10:38:47 PM
I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a coherent theme. I just thought I was stupid.

I wasn't sure if I was too dense, or if the Doktor had finally lost it for reals.

However, in the interim there was some beautiful fucking writing. Like fucking poetic and shit.

When I finally lose it for reals, you'll read about it in the paper, not here. 

"Local Mad Scientist Goes Batshit With Dildo Cannon."
Molon Lube

Adios

I like the way your mind doesn't function normal.  :lulz:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 03:57:26 PM
I like the way your mind doesn't function normal.  :lulz:

This is true.  It functions correctly, which is definitely not normal.
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 03:58:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 03:57:26 PM
I like the way your mind doesn't function normal.  :lulz:

This is true.  It functions correctly, which is definitely not normal.

:mittens: