DOGPILE ON LYS, GET HIM WHILE HIS EGO'S EASY TO HIT

[Lies]

You people just seem to want to ignore my points. Fine. Whatever.

You don't seem to get that I'm not *opposed* to what they are doing, in theory, I'm just trying to point out the *otherside* to this, that there are people who help out society and get NO fucking credit for it, while these guys dress up like idiots and do nothing really and become media sensations because they "stand out".

And the point I'm trying to make in reference to Watchmen is that people who THINK they're the "good guys" doing "the right thing" Ultimately can do very bad things in the name of "peace".

I think there's a lot to be considered in the story of watchmen, it's not just a movie, it's a fictional documentary on what could happen if people just started doing their own thing in the name of "Justice".

[Doktor Howl]

Fourth, what are YOU doing?

He's telling us how to do it right.  Now pay attention.

well fuck, I am winning then. I serve the Nation^TM.

By Lys's standards, that puts you next to Saint Francis of Assissi.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should all be thankful I spend what little free time I have serving The Nation^TM to post here.

It's not whether you dump bombs on people, it's whether you maximize the share of ordinance given to each person.

[E.O.T.]

1- I've got nothing against 'weirdness'. I'm just saying, there are better ways to help out society, and going on what some of those guys claim to do and what their "core" beliefs are, I'm willing to bet everything I own they're going to *start* more trouble then help.

2- Why doesn't EVERYONE become doctors? Is having a good heart and wanting to help people in ways that you have an expertise in such a lazy thing, even if it isn't the *best* thing you can do?

3- Police, was that sarcasm? Cus I fucking hate them, for the most part, but I understand they have a role to play in society and I just gotta outsmart them if I want to live my life freely, which normally isn't very hard.

1.  And we wouldn't want that.

2.  You're the one that brought it up.

3.  Yes, the police did a bang-up job in Orlando.  Maybe that dude in the video should volunteer some of his time to them.

No, Lys, you're absolutely right.  Everyone should shut the fuck up and join one of the existing organizations, and not dress TOO colorfully or do anything that's too outrageous.  That would be bad and wrong, and doesn't help The Children.

Yeah, look, you're just completely missing my point here.
Fine, worship the fucking costumed geeks. I don't give a fuck anyway.

I'm going to go and support the people who I feel are *really* making a difference and watch them get no credit for it regardless.

DAMN STRAIGHT!  DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LYING DOWN!

WRITE THE LEAD SINGER OF ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN!

HA!

         rick referrence!

[E.O.T.]

1- I've got nothing against 'weirdness'. I'm just saying, there are better ways to help out society, and going on what some of those guys claim to do and what their "core" beliefs are, I'm willing to bet everything I own they're going to *start* more trouble then help.

2- Why doesn't EVERYONE become doctors? Is having a good heart and wanting to help people in ways that you have an expertise in such a lazy thing, even if it isn't the *best* thing you can do?

3- Police, was that sarcasm? Cus I fucking hate them, for the most part, but I understand they have a role to play in society and I just gotta outsmart them if I want to live my life freely, which normally isn't very hard.

1.  And we wouldn't want that.

2.  You're the one that brought it up.

3.  Yes, the police did a bang-up job in Orlando.  Maybe that dude in the video should volunteer some of his time to them.

No, Lys, you're absolutely right.  Everyone should shut the fuck up and join one of the existing organizations, and not dress TOO colorfully or do anything that's too outrageous.  That would be bad and wrong, and doesn't help The Children.

Yeah, look, you're just completely missing my point here.
Fine, worship the fucking costumed geeks. I don't give a fuck anyway.

I'm going to go and support the people who I feel are *really* making a difference and watch them get no credit for it regardless.

THANKS.

          and have fun with that.

[Doktor Howl]

You people just seem to want to ignore my points. Fine. Whatever.

You don't seem to get that I'm not *opposed* to what they are doing, in theory, I'm just trying to point out the *otherside* to this, that there are people who help out society and get NO fucking credit for it, while these guys dress up like idiots and do nothing really and become media sensations because they "stand out".

There ain't no justice.  Someone should dress up and put a stop to this.

And the point I'm trying to make in reference to Watchmen is that people who THINK they're the "good guys" doing "the right thing" Ultimately can do very bad things in the name of "peace".

So, like politicians, only with a big blue penis.

I think there's a lot to be considered in the story of watchmen, it's not just a movie, it's a fictional documentary on what could happen if people just started doing their own thing in the name of "Justice".

Like feeding people when the city outlaws it?  I mean, that's just non-violent vigilantism, isn't it?

[Doktor Howl]

1- I've got nothing against 'weirdness'. I'm just saying, there are better ways to help out society, and going on what some of those guys claim to do and what their "core" beliefs are, I'm willing to bet everything I own they're going to *start* more trouble then help.

2- Why doesn't EVERYONE become doctors? Is having a good heart and wanting to help people in ways that you have an expertise in such a lazy thing, even if it isn't the *best* thing you can do?

3- Police, was that sarcasm? Cus I fucking hate them, for the most part, but I understand they have a role to play in society and I just gotta outsmart them if I want to live my life freely, which normally isn't very hard.

1.  And we wouldn't want that.

2.  You're the one that brought it up.

3.  Yes, the police did a bang-up job in Orlando.  Maybe that dude in the video should volunteer some of his time to them.

No, Lys, you're absolutely right.  Everyone should shut the fuck up and join one of the existing organizations, and not dress TOO colorfully or do anything that's too outrageous.  That would be bad and wrong, and doesn't help The Children.

Yeah, look, you're just completely missing my point here.
Fine, worship the fucking costumed geeks. I don't give a fuck anyway.

I'm going to go and support the people who I feel are *really* making a difference and watch them get no credit for it regardless.

DAMN STRAIGHT!  DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LYING DOWN!

WRITE THE LEAD SINGER OF ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN!

HA!

         rick referrence!

I can't get a fucking thing past you, can I? 

[The Wizard]

Yeah, look, you're just completely missing my point here.
Fine, worship the fucking costumed geeks. I don't give a fuck anyway.

I'm going to go and support the people who I feel are *really* making a difference and watch them get no credit for it regardless.

Okay. We'll continue admiring the costumed guys. And then we'll bash your guys for not "doing it right". Because that's really helpful.

[E.O.T.]

1- I've got nothing against 'weirdness'. I'm just saying, there are better ways to help out society, and going on what some of those guys claim to do and what their "core" beliefs are, I'm willing to bet everything I own they're going to *start* more trouble then help.

2- Why doesn't EVERYONE become doctors? Is having a good heart and wanting to help people in ways that you have an expertise in such a lazy thing, even if it isn't the *best* thing you can do?

3- Police, was that sarcasm? Cus I fucking hate them, for the most part, but I understand they have a role to play in society and I just gotta outsmart them if I want to live my life freely, which normally isn't very hard.

1.  And we wouldn't want that.

2.  You're the one that brought it up.

3.  Yes, the police did a bang-up job in Orlando.  Maybe that dude in the video should volunteer some of his time to them.

No, Lys, you're absolutely right.  Everyone should shut the fuck up and join one of the existing organizations, and not dress TOO colorfully or do anything that's too outrageous.  That would be bad and wrong, and doesn't help The Children.

Yeah, look, you're just completely missing my point here.
Fine, worship the fucking costumed geeks. I don't give a fuck anyway.

I'm going to go and support the people who I feel are *really* making a difference and watch them get no credit for it regardless.

DAMN STRAIGHT!  DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LYING DOWN!

WRITE THE LEAD SINGER OF ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN!

HA!

         rick referrence!

I can't get a fucking thing past you, can I? 

I'M OLD

          too

AND

          my daughter has spent most of this past summer watching the complete series of 'The Young Ones' over, and over, and over, and over

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, look, you're just completely missing my point here.
Fine, worship the fucking costumed geeks. I don't give a fuck anyway.

I'm going to go and support the people who I feel are *really* making a difference and watch them get no credit for it regardless.

Okay. We'll continue admiring the costumed guys. And then we'll bash your guys for not "doing it right". Because that's really helpful.

I think what's bugging him is that we're all wasting time giggling at something cool, when we should be sober-minded and helping out the less fortunate monkeys every spare moment of the day.

Also, it's important to note that while we're having fun with THIS idea, we're not obsessing over HIS ideas, and that's fucking wrong.

Why the FUCK do you insist on having FUN, when life is so Goddamn SERIOUS, Dr Semaj?

[Doktor Howl]

          my daughter has spent most of this past summer watching the complete series of 'The Young Ones' over, and over, and over, and over

Good.  That's a quality education, that is.

[Don Coyote]

Yeah, look, you're just completely missing my point here.
Fine, worship the fucking costumed geeks. I don't give a fuck anyway.

I'm going to go and support the people who I feel are *really* making a difference and watch them get no credit for it regardless.

Okay. We'll continue admiring the costumed guys. And then we'll bash your guys for not "doing it right". Because that's really helpful.

I think what's bugging him is that we're all wasting time giggling at something cool, when we should be sober-minded and helping out the less fortunate monkeys every spare moment of the day.

Also, it's important to note that while we're having fun with THIS idea, we're not obsessing over HIS ideas, and that's fucking wrong.

Why the FUCK do you insist on having FUN, when life is so Goddamn SERIOUS, Dr Semaj?

YOU ARE NOT REAL DISCORDIANS!!!!!!!!!! BE MOAR SRS!!!!!

[The Wizard]

I think what's bugging him is that we're all wasting time giggling at something cool, when we should be sober-minded and helping out the less fortunate monkeys every spare moment of the day.

Also, it's important to note that while we're having fun with THIS idea, we're not obsessing over HIS ideas, and that's fucking wrong.

Why the FUCK do you insist on having FUN, when life is so Goddamn SERIOUS, Dr Semaj?

I don't know what's wrong with me, Dok! I just can't stop enjoying life! I can't help it!

I'M A MONSTER!!! 

[Doktor Howl]

I think what's bugging him is that we're all wasting time giggling at something cool, when we should be sober-minded and helping out the less fortunate monkeys every spare moment of the day.

Also, it's important to note that while we're having fun with THIS idea, we're not obsessing over HIS ideas, and that's fucking wrong.

Why the FUCK do you insist on having FUN, when life is so Goddamn SERIOUS, Dr Semaj?

I don't know what's wrong with me, Dok! I just can't stop enjoying life! I can't help it!

I'M A MONSTER!!! 

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to becoming a productive citizen.

[The Wizard]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to becoming a productive citizen.

CAN I HAZ A PILL?

[Lies]

You people just seem to want to ignore my points. Fine. Whatever.

You don't seem to get that I'm not *opposed* to what they are doing, in theory, I'm just trying to point out the *otherside* to this, that there are people who help out society and get NO fucking credit for it, while these guys dress up like idiots and do nothing really and become media sensations because they "stand out".

There ain't no justice.  Someone should dress up and put a stop to this.

And the point I'm trying to make in reference to Watchmen is that people who THINK they're the "good guys" doing "the right thing" Ultimately can do very bad things in the name of "peace".

So, like politicians, only with a big blue penis.

I think there's a lot to be considered in the story of watchmen, it's not just a movie, it's a fictional documentary on what could happen if people just started doing their own thing in the name of "Justice".

Like feeding people when the city outlaws it?  I mean, that's just non-violent vigilantism, isn't it?

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Yeah. Just twisting my words and missing my point.

OK, I'm going to just lay out what I'm trying to say one last time here, and you can make a mockery of it if you wish, I don't give a fuck.

1- I *support* the idea of costumed freaks doing things. I don't support the ideals that in reality a lot of these guys live up to. I was VERY interested in them at one point, and did *a lot* of research on them, reading their Bio's, looking up stuff they get up to, what their "ideals" are, and what I found fucking *sickened* me.
There were a few though that I fell in love with, they were "doing it right", while most of them were just jumping on the bandwagon, trying to join in on the glam of wearing a costume and wanting the same media attention the others were getting.

2- No, you don't have to join the "approved" things to help people out, you can do your own thing and help people out. I totally believe and support that.

3- I've been a volunteer fire fighter, I've done community service (without having to do it because a court has told me so), I've collected money for charities, I DONATE to charities, I talk to the homeless and help them out, I help people with drug problems, I campaign for political parties I believe in, I protest against shit that I don't think is right. I get off my ass, and I *DO* shit.
I'm a discordian Goddess damn it, and I think in my own right, I am a real life super hero, I just don't wear a stupid costume cus I'm not afraid to show my face when I do "whats right".

4- Fuck you all. That is all.