Renamed: GOD. DAMN. IT.

[Freeky]

Overwhelming day is overwhelming.

Monkey was a little shit + getting ready to go the park and finding vicodin on the staris andd monkey sticking his tongue out and mouthing on apparently nothing + not paying attention to the pill count and thinking he went and poisoned himslef - he didn't really x Having already called 911 and they were already on their way x the fire truck was still outxide when everyone got home = Somebody fucking shoot me, please x the firemen called the cops because I started having hysterics before they left.

[Doktor Howl]

Overwhelming day is overwhelming.

Monkey was a little shit + getting ready to go the park and finding vicodin on the staris andd monkey sticking his tongue out and mouthing on apparently nothing + not paying attention to the pill count and thinking he went and poisoned himslef - he didn't really x Having already called 911 and they were already on their way x the fire truck was still outxide when everyone got home = Somebody fucking shoot me, please x the firemen called the cops because I started having hysterics before they left.

Holy shit.

Well, you did the right thing.  You don't want to take chances if you thought he'd eaten a bunch of vicoden.

[Don Coyote]

Overwhelming day is overwhelming.

Monkey was a little shit + getting ready to go the park and finding vicodin on the staris andd monkey sticking his tongue out and mouthing on apparently nothing + not paying attention to the pill count and thinking he went and poisoned himslef - he didn't really x Having already called 911 and they were already on their way x the fire truck was still outxide when everyone got home = Somebody fucking shoot me, please x the firemen called the cops because I started having hysterics before they left.

Oh my. I would be stressed out after a day like that.

[Freeky]

Overwhelming day is overwhelming.

Monkey was a little shit + getting ready to go the park and finding vicodin on the staris andd monkey sticking his tongue out and mouthing on apparently nothing + not paying attention to the pill count and thinking he went and poisoned himslef - he didn't really x Having already called 911 and they were already on their way x the fire truck was still outxide when everyone got home = Somebody fucking shoot me, please x the firemen called the cops because I started having hysterics before they left.

Holy shit.

Well, you did the right thing.  You don't want to take chances if you thought he'd eaten a bunch of vicoden.

Yeah, I know I did. But now roomies probably think I've gone and done something to monkey and I'm trying to hide it. It would make that day just that little bit more awesome, you know?

[Doktor Howl]

Overwhelming day is overwhelming.

Monkey was a little shit + getting ready to go the park and finding vicodin on the staris andd monkey sticking his tongue out and mouthing on apparently nothing + not paying attention to the pill count and thinking he went and poisoned himslef - he didn't really x Having already called 911 and they were already on their way x the fire truck was still outxide when everyone got home = Somebody fucking shoot me, please x the firemen called the cops because I started having hysterics before they left.

Holy shit.

Well, you did the right thing.  You don't want to take chances if you thought he'd eaten a bunch of vicoden.

Yeah, I know I did. But now roomies probably think I've gone and done something to monkey and I'm trying to hide it. It would make that day just that little bit more awesome, you know?

Did you flat out tell them what happened?  You should have.

[Freeky]

Overwhelming day is overwhelming.

Monkey was a little shit + getting ready to go the park and finding vicodin on the staris andd monkey sticking his tongue out and mouthing on apparently nothing + not paying attention to the pill count and thinking he went and poisoned himslef - he didn't really x Having already called 911 and they were already on their way x the fire truck was still outxide when everyone got home = Somebody fucking shoot me, please x the firemen called the cops because I started having hysterics before they left.

Holy shit.

Well, you did the right thing.  You don't want to take chances if you thought he'd eaten a bunch of vicoden.

Yeah, I know I did. But now roomies probably think I've gone and done something to monkey and I'm trying to hide it. It would make that day just that little bit more awesome, you know?

Did you flat out tell them what happened?  You should have.

I'm trying to get over being depressed so I can do it without bursting into tears, first.

[Doktor Howl]

Overwhelming day is overwhelming.

Monkey was a little shit + getting ready to go the park and finding vicodin on the staris andd monkey sticking his tongue out and mouthing on apparently nothing + not paying attention to the pill count and thinking he went and poisoned himslef - he didn't really x Having already called 911 and they were already on their way x the fire truck was still outxide when everyone got home = Somebody fucking shoot me, please x the firemen called the cops because I started having hysterics before they left.

Holy shit.

Well, you did the right thing.  You don't want to take chances if you thought he'd eaten a bunch of vicoden.

Yeah, I know I did. But now roomies probably think I've gone and done something to monkey and I'm trying to hide it. It would make that day just that little bit more awesome, you know?

Did you flat out tell them what happened?  You should have.

I'm trying to get over being depressed so I can do it without bursting into tears, first.

Okay.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Christ! That sucks.

If there are any other medications where the little dude could potentially reach them, make sure they're put up. Especially vitamins... there are more poisonings from vitamins than any other substance kids get into.

[Freeky]

Christ! That sucks.

If there are any other medications where the little dude could potentially reach them, make sure they're put up. Especially vitamins... there are more poisonings from vitamins than any other substance kids get into.

I did, no worries.

[Freeky]

Oh yeah, and the ex is being a cockbite again, but that's not really news, and it was overshadowed by ACTUAL problems. =shrug-

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Bet it'll piss him off that you aren't all upset and paying attention to HIM. 

[Freeky]

Bet it'll piss him off that you aren't all upset and paying attention to HIM. 

He ignored my texts in which I attempted to put my foot down. I blame myself, because I gave ground earlier this morning.

[Doktor Howl]

Bet it'll piss him off that you aren't all upset and paying attention to HIM. 

He ignored my texts in which I attempted to put my foot down. I blame myself, because I gave ground earlier this morning.

???

[Freeky]

Bet it'll piss him off that you aren't all upset and paying attention to HIM. 

He ignored my texts in which I attempted to put my foot down. I blame myself, because I gave ground earlier this morning.

???

Oh, I need diapers, and told him so, and he said he'd "see what he can do". I said "Whatever " at the time, and then later was like "No, that's unacceptable."

[Doktor Howl]

Bet it'll piss him off that you aren't all upset and paying attention to HIM. 

He ignored my texts in which I attempted to put my foot down. I blame myself, because I gave ground earlier this morning.

???

Oh, I need diapers, and told him so, and he said he'd "see what he can do". I said "Whatever " at the time, and then later was like "No, that's unacceptable."

Save that text for the next time the shitstain tries to say he pays for everything.

We will get some diapers for you tonight, if jackass doesn't come through.