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my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 06, 2010, 05:21:07 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

October 06, 2010, 05:21:07 AM
but, as you can tell from the following pictures, he is also an Accidental Discordian.







this is what happens when you cross a horrible childhood with the false sense of security offered by myopic religious beliefs, and throw in a dash of "oh god i never actually lived, did i?"
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nast

#1
October 06, 2010, 06:04:04 AM
But at least he's wearing a helmet!

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Lies

#2
October 06, 2010, 06:11:45 AM
The flames on it make him go faster.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

#3
October 06, 2010, 07:32:33 AM
Scooter needs more Jesus
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cain

#4
October 06, 2010, 08:41:52 AM
So Vex, you're the son of a preacher man?

LMNO

#5
October 06, 2010, 01:41:02 PM
You need to "borrow" that moped and trick it out like the Mods in Quadrophenia.


Suu

#6
October 06, 2010, 02:13:21 PM
That would make him a HIPSTER.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#7
October 06, 2010, 02:15:08 PM
...and?

Suu

#8
October 06, 2010, 02:44:51 PM
A trickster hipster son of a preacher man, no less.




...This could work.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

the last yatto

#9
October 06, 2010, 09:52:15 PM
'Nothing more Hip then Jesus'

Tho he might like a cross on the front instead of a bunch of lights... maybe some decals on the side
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
October 06, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
 :lulz: Your dad is awesome. Also, I have that helmet. And a scooter.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#11
October 07, 2010, 01:45:06 AM
Mods are hipster now?

I call bullshit. 

Suu

#12
October 07, 2010, 03:26:13 AM
Not really, in the hipster thread I was making the comparison between Mods in the 60s-70s with Hipsters of today.

-Suu
Still a rocker.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#13
October 07, 2010, 05:11:23 AM
Acknowledged.

There are similar cuts, however in different circumstances, with different values.

Triple Zero

#14
October 07, 2010, 08:30:14 AM
Pics somewhat remind me of SODA:

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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