Canadians.

[Doktor Howl]

We see you up there in Red Canada, with your filthy Tim Horton's and your lousy beer.  We see you paying $9 for a pack of smokes.  We see you getting an "education", like you're better than the rest of us.  Oh, yes, we see all of this and more.

Your 1970s haircuts and your unwillingness to give your government the special powers it needs to keep you safe.  Your hiding of unpatriotic hippies that don't want to make the world safe for Pepsi Cola and Levis.  Your Goddamn Swiss Chalet.  Your RCMP that refuses to teach a motherfucker a thing or two.

Your unfreedomness, letting old people get medical care, just like that bastard beardo in Cuba.  Your lack of liberty, letting the press run free like the hooligans they are.  Your hatred of Western civilization vis-a-vis your lack of participation in making Iraq safe for oil field services corporations.  Your letting French people live on the East side of your country, like they don't already have a country of their own.

Your low prison population, your Gay marriage, yeah, just like real people, your insufficient penalties for pot busts, your "standards" for food that keep big business from hiring lots of people.

Oh, we see all this, and I fail to see why we put up with such careless and socialistic neighbors.  Perhaps it's time for a little regime change on your side of the iron curtain.

Okay for now,
Dok

[Adios]

But they also gave us Hank Snow, Anne Murray, Shania Twain and Porter Waggoner.

[Doktor Howl]

But they also gave us Hank Snow, Anne Murray, Shania Twain and Porter Waggoner.

The first three are basically an act of war, and Porter Waggoner got out before the barbed wire went up.

[Adios]

But they also gave us Hank Snow, Anne Murray, Shania Twain and Porter Waggoner.

The first three are basically an act of war, and Porter Waggoner got out before the barbed wire went up.

[Adios]

Don't forget they also gave Custers murderers safe haven. 

[Freeky]

When I was in elementary school, in the hallway where we lined up to get into the cafeteria there was a mural of Custer's last stand.

[Adios]

When I was in elementary school, in the hallway where we lined up to get into the cafeteria there was a mural of Custer's last stand.

I am not a big fan of Custer. He was an arrogant prick who underrated his opponent and got his ass killed. I never understood why so much was made of a loser, normally losers get swept under the carpet.

[Remington]

 

Says the Newfoundlander.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I was in elementary school, in the hallway where we lined up to get into the cafeteria there was a mural of Custer's last stand.

WTF???

Was it so you could celebrate the bastard's defeat?

[East Coast Hustle]

But they also gave us Hank Snow, Anne Murray, Shania Twain and Porter Waggoner.

But they also gave us Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, and Sum 41.

I say we skip the economic sanctions and go straight to a little "nation building" exercise.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

When I was in elementary school, in the hallway where we lined up to get into the cafeteria there was a mural of Custer's last stand.

I am not a big fan of Custer. He was an arrogant prick who underrated his opponent and got his ass killed. I never understood why so much was made of a loser, normally losers get swept under the carpet.

Well he did have that snazzy song to help.

"Please Mr Custer... I don't wanna go."
     \

[East Coast Hustle]

When I was in elementary school, in the hallway where we lined up to get into the cafeteria there was a mural of Custer's last stand.

I pulled off the freeway to get some gas on the Crow reservation in southern Montana. There was a gas station, a convenience store, a combination KFC/Taco Bell, and a gift shop. 90% of the merchandise for sale in the gift shop was Custer memorabilia, about 3 miles from Little Bighorn. "WTF?" doesn't even begin to describe it.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

When I was in elementary school, in the hallway where we lined up to get into the cafeteria there was a mural of Custer's last stand.

WTF???

Was it so you could celebrate the bastard's defeat?

More to keep the children full of the proper amount of "the fear" or maybe to keep lunch costs down.  Can you imagine looking at that bloody mess right before you go eat?  UGH!

There are a shitload of depictions of that all over the midwest, weird, sad, disgusting, but true.

You didn't grow up in AZ did you Freeky?  

[East Coast Hustle]

Also, Roger, you forgot to mention the single most egregious transgressions the Canuckistanis have committed, namely their absolute perversion of the most glorious of American sports after we were generous enough to allow them to have their own little league.

[Adios]

Here was another genius.

Fetterman had gone out under strict orders to "relieve the wood train, drive back the Indians, but on no account pursue the Indians beyond Lodge Trail Ridge."  But Fetterman, who once made the grand statement, "Give me eighty men and I'll ride through the whole Sioux nation," disobeyed and, although he had his eighty, he didn't even make a dent.