Emo breakup poetry

[Freeky]

My heart is like a raisin
shriveled by your love.
Oh wait, that wasn't love;
that was just you
pretending to be the sun.

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My heart is like a raisin
shriveled by your love.
Oh wait, that wasn't love;
that was just you
pretending to be the sun.

My heart is like a cut of beef
no, wait, that's my liver
My heart is like a bag of hair
um, oops, that's my lungs
My heart is like a roaring sewer of doom
actually, that's my colon
but I was thinking of you.

[Doktor Howl]

If angels could see the darkness of my lower GI tract, they'd puke.

[P3nT4gR4m]

No one understands the pain I'm in
My guyliner is running down my face
the face of anguish
I weep the tears of cold betrayal

I've chewed a hole in my knuckle

And my heart is numb
and no one sees the pain I'm in
so I make little cuts in my arms and legs
each one a bitter slice of your betrayal
betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal
FUCK YOU!

I'm SENSITIVE! 

[Doktor Howl]

No one understands the pain I'm in
My guyliner is running down my face
the face of anguish
I weep the tears of cold betrayal

I've chewed a hole in my knuckle

And my heart is numb
and no one sees the pain I'm in
so I make little cuts in my arms and legs
each one a bitter slice of your betrayal
betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal betrayal
FUCK YOU!

I'm SENSITIVE!  

I resent performing for you fuckers!
Tell me, what do you know?
A lot of faggot middle-class kids
Wearing long hair and trendy clothes.
Look, I'm not your fucking parents
And I'm sick of uptight hippies coming knocking at me door
With a fucking peace symbol
Get this, got that I don't owe you fuckers anything.
And all I've got to say is "Fuck you!"

The sky is blue.

And Mick Jagger
I think that Mick's a joke with all his stupid faggot dancing
I always did.
Wiggling his ass, you know, its just a lot of bullshit.
And where does he come off saying all those tarty things about the Beatles?
When every fucking thing we ever did Mick tried to copy
and you know we even wrote his second fucking record for him
No, the Stones, aren't the same in class as the Beatles,
either music-wise or power-wise; they never ever were.

Pardon me sir.

Paul said he hated Yoko
Tell me, why should Yoko have to take that kind of shit -
shit from those fucking sons of bitches?
George said she gave off evil vibes
I should have beat the fucking shit right out of him,
him with his fucking Hari Krishnas.

Me Auntie she tore up me fucking poems
She just threw the bastards out.
I can't forgive her 'cause she didn't treat me like a fucking genius.
Look, you bastards, I'm a genius!
Like Shakespeare and Beethoven and Van Gogh.
Don't you DARE criticize my work!
"Don't Worry Kyoko" is one of the fucking BEST rock and roll records ever made!
I'm a fucking artist!
I'm sensitive as shit!
I throw up before I go on stage!
I could make a guitar SPEAK!
If I could be a fisherman, I would, But I CAN'T because I'm a FUCKING GENIUS!
I was the Walrus - Paul wasn't the Walrus!
I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the Walrus!
You know that rubbish he's been singing?
EASTMAN WAS AN ANIMAL! A FUCKING STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG!
I WON'T LET FUCKING ANIMALS LIKE THAT NEAR ME!
Yoko is a supreme intellectual!
I'll tell you why nobody likes her music
because she's a woman, and she's Oriental, that's why!

Where are you Mother?
They're trying to crucify me!

Genius is pain,
Genius is pain,
Genius is pain,
Genius is PAIN!!
YOKO!!!! MOTHER!!!!
{Fade out on howling and gutteral screaming)

Yoko's voice: The dleam is over.

(National Lampoon, Magical Misery Tour)

[Freeky]

[BadBeast]

But I fucking love you!  Does that mean nothing to you?
You, who nodded sagely, whenever anyone said "Love is all you need"
like some demented Yoko.

But I fucking Love you!
You, who fed all my cravings for you, with casual and well rehearsed cut scenes! (I see that now)
You, who created me out of lust, need, and insecurity. Then left me to bleed out my endless lifeblood in this solitary halflife.
You, who were happy to play the Sun, to my blissful orbit, now turn your face in perpetual eclipse.
Is my pain too painful to see? I asked (I could have worn that) "No" You replied. "It's just boring and pointless". (saltintheoppenwound) 

But I fucking Love you! (Love fucking you)
Haven't I suffered enough for you yet?   (And it IS you I suffer for, my Love!) Not suffered enough?
(I'll show you suffering, Bitch!)
But no. You seem oblivious to my pain, preferring to "Enjoy your own space" as you so callously put it. But I can see the real you is crying on the inside. (Why aren't you hurting too?)

My life? Now burned to a crisp in the flame of your indifference.
My Will? Crushed out under the heel of your abscence like a cigarette butt! (Smoked to the very last drag)
With nonchalent levity, I see you walk down the street, like I wasn't even there! (OK, I wasn't there, but I know)
(I fucking hateyouhateyouyHATEyou!)

So as I cut myself, (sobbing in the twilight of my darkened lair) over and over again, I forgive you this pain you're causing me. (over and over)
Forgive you, love you, worship you, need you, miss you hate you hateyouforthisthingthatIam! (You made me!) Broken, empty, used up. (You did this!) Useless, a thing only of pain, and need, and sorrow. (I drowned, long ago in my own tears!)

What you see now, hanging before you, in your bright, cheery stairwell is just my empty shell!
And no, it's too late now, I say,(Or would say) as you try to cut me down, sobbing! (You should have thought of that before you ripped my life away!)

How does that feel?  (Bitch!) Do you miss the taste of my suffering? (No more suffering)
Is this what you wanted? (Because it's too late now)
Is the sweet taste of victory turning to dust and feathers in your mouth? (???)

At long last, I've given you what you wanted. (Help, help, I'm fucking DEAD!)  Happy now? *Slipping away to nothing...........?*

[Jasper]

You can't escape the wrath of my heart

I'm stealing that for the next ranting match I get in.

[The Johnny]

For those Twilight fans:


You can't escape the wrath of my heart
Beating to your funeral song (You're so alone)
All faith is lost for hell regained
And love dust in the hands of shame (Just be brave)

Let me bleed you this song of my heart deformed
And lead you along this path in the dark
Where I belong 'till I feel your warmth

Hold me
Like you held on to life
When all fears came alive and entombed me
Love me
Like you love the sun
Scorching the blood in my vampire heart

I'll be the thorns on every rose
You've been sent by hope (You'll grow cold)
I am the nightmare waking you up
From the dream of a dream of love (Just like before)

Let me weep you this poem as Heaven's gates close
Paint you my soul, scarred and alone
Waiting for your kiss to take me back home

Hold me
Like you held on to life
When all fears came alive and entombed me
Love me
Like you love the sun
Scorching the blood in my vampire heart

Hold me
Like you held on to life
When all fears came alive and entombed me
Love me
Like you love the sun
Scorching the blood in my vampire heart

Hold me (Like you held on to life)
Like you held on to life
(When all fears came alive and entombed me)
My vampire heart

Love me (Like you love the sun)
Like you love the sun
(Scorching the blood in my)
My vampire heart

Jesus fucking christ, i hate myself for knowing that its "Vampire Heart" of H.I.M. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

you make me smile
you make me laugh
you make me love my life

that is why i must
break up with you now.

[Freeky]

For those Twilight fans:
(snip)

Jesus fucking christ, i hate myself for knowing that its "Vampire Heart" of H.I.M. 

Oh, hey. I have that CD.

But I didn't realize it was that song, or who it was by.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Phox]

For those Twilight fans:
(snip)

Jesus fucking christ, i hate myself for knowing that its "Vampire Heart" of H.I.M. 

Oh, hey. I have that CD.

But I didn't realize it was that song, or who it was by.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like that song....

[Freeky]

For those Twilight fans:
(snip)

Jesus fucking christ, i hate myself for knowing that its "Vampire Heart" of H.I.M. 

Oh, hey. I have that CD.

But I didn't realize it was that song, or who it was by.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like that song....

This is just my opinion, but that song is CRAP. I even thought so when I like HIM.

[Phox]

For those Twilight fans:
(snip)

Jesus fucking christ, i hate myself for knowing that its "Vampire Heart" of H.I.M. 

Oh, hey. I have that CD.

But I didn't realize it was that song, or who it was by.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like that song....

This is just my opinion, but that song is CRAP. I even thought so when I like HIM.

Meh, I have a rather large and varied taste in music, so I can find good qualities in just about anything. 

[Freeky]

For those Twilight fans:
(snip)

Jesus fucking christ, i hate myself for knowing that its "Vampire Heart" of H.I.M. 

Oh, hey. I have that CD.

But I didn't realize it was that song, or who it was by.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like that song....

This is just my opinion, but that song is CRAP. I even thought so when I like HIM.

Meh, I have a rather large and varied taste in music, so I can find good qualities in just about anything. 

Me too, but JESUS that song was CRAP.