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Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#45
October 12, 2010, 08:55:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 08:54:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 08:53:26 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on October 12, 2010, 08:45:30 PM
Should I notify him of his freedom, so we may start the carousing?  :lulz:

dude whoever you are i don't want to have sex with you, ok

That's just rude. It could be the best only sex you ever have.

That's true considering I live in the mountains...and people think I'm a werewolf


I'm all for beastiality, baby...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
October 12, 2010, 08:56:44 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 08:54:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 08:53:26 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on October 12, 2010, 08:45:30 PM
Should I notify him of his freedom, so we may start the carousing?  :lulz:

dude whoever you are i don't want to have sex with you, ok

That's just rude. It could be the best only sex you ever have.

That's true considering I live in the mountains...and people think I'm a werewolf

Your imaginary friends don't count as people.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#47
October 12, 2010, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 08:54:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 08:53:26 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on October 12, 2010, 08:45:30 PM
Should I notify him of his freedom, so we may start the carousing?  :lulz:

dude whoever you are i don't want to have sex with you, ok

That's just rude. It could be the best only sex you ever have.

That's true considering I live in the mountains...and people think I'm a werewolf

Define "people".
Molon Lube

BadBeast

#48
October 12, 2010, 08:59:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 08:56:44 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 08:54:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 08:53:26 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 08:49:51 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on October 12, 2010, 08:45:30 PM
Should I notify him of his freedom, so we may start the carousing?  :lulz:

dude whoever you are i don't want to have sex with you, ok

That's just rude. It could be the best only sex you ever have.

That's true considering I live in the mountains...and people think I'm a werewolf

Your imaginary friends don't count as people.
And even then, they're not your real friends. You just imagine that they are.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

ulfhednar_tsume

#49
October 12, 2010, 09:00:30 PM
You mean the old lady who bags my groceries is fake?

No, I don't have friends...

Adios

#50
October 12, 2010, 09:01:31 PM
So. Are you a werewolf?

Doktor Howl

#51
October 12, 2010, 09:01:44 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:00:30 PM
You mean the old lady who bags my groceries is fake?

No, I don't have friends...

Wonder why that is?
Molon Lube

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#52
October 12, 2010, 09:02:05 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:00:30 PM
You mean the old lady who bags my groceries is fake?

No, I don't have friends...

If you allow me to put a leash on you when we go for walks, I'll be your friend

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
October 12, 2010, 09:03:28 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:00:30 PM
You mean the old lady who bags my groceries is fake?

No, I don't have friends...

The old lady who bags your groceries thinks you're a werewolf?  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#54
October 12, 2010, 09:03:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on October 12, 2010, 09:02:05 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:00:30 PM
You mean the old lady who bags my groceries is fake?

No, I don't have friends...

If you allow me to put a leash on you when we go for walks, I'll be your friend

SHE'S LYING.  SHE'S BAD FOR YOU, ULFART!
Molon Lube

Adios

#55
October 12, 2010, 09:05:32 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:03:28 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:00:30 PM
You mean the old lady who bags my groceries is fake?

No, I don't have friends...

The old lady who bags your groceries thinks you're a werewolf?  :lulz:

Do you have fleas?

Adios

#56
October 12, 2010, 09:11:23 PM
This one is boring.

Do you only have sex doggy style?

ulfhednar_tsume

#57
October 12, 2010, 09:11:32 PM
No if you would read MY posts on TCC the werewolf thing is a halloween prank that Misty II and I do every year, she's my precious wolf-hybrid

Doktor Howl

#58
October 12, 2010, 09:12:10 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:11:32 PM
No if you would read MY posts on TCC the werewolf thing is a halloween prank that Misty II and I do every year, she's my precious wolf-hybrid

wat
Molon Lube

ulfhednar_tsume

#59
October 12, 2010, 09:13:01 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 09:11:23 PM
This one is boring.

Do you only have sex doggy style?

No, but your knowledge of it speaks volumes about you
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