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Started by Adios, October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM

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October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
If I ever find a FBI tracking device on my car I will mail it to you. You can in turn mail it anywhere you see fit. Overseas..........
:lulz:

Doktor Howl

#1
October 12, 2010, 01:05:16 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
If I ever find a FBI tracking device on my car I will mail it to you. You can in turn mail it anywhere you see fit. Overseas..........
:lulz:

We could put it on a yacht.
Molon Lube

I_Kicked_Kennedy

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October 12, 2010, 01:18:24 AM Last Edit: October 12, 2010, 01:20:34 AM by I_Kicked_Kennedy
It would have been absolute gold if they would have given it to a friend to toss in his carry-on for a red-eye on a 747 to DC.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Adios

#3
October 12, 2010, 04:20:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:05:16 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
If I ever find a FBI tracking device on my car I will mail it to you. You can in turn mail it anywhere you see fit. Overseas..........
:lulz:

We could put it on a yacht.

GIVE IT TO ECH!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
October 12, 2010, 06:13:46 AM
I'M ON A MOTHERFCUCKING BOAT, Y'ALL
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Adios

#6
October 12, 2010, 05:07:15 PM
I am going to find an A Rab meeting and attend just to see if I can get one of those tracker thingys.

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

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October 12, 2010, 05:08:39 PM Last Edit: October 12, 2010, 05:11:20 PM by Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch

Richter

#8
October 12, 2010, 09:21:40 PM
Rental Tractor or a piece of equipment from a crane / rigging company.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Requia ☣

#9
October 12, 2010, 09:50:30 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 05:07:15 PM
I am going to find an A Rab meeting and attend just to see if I can get one of those tracker thingys.

Hit up pretty much any far left organization you can find too, (PETA and similar).  Environmentalism=terrorism now.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

#10
October 12, 2010, 11:42:05 PM
I want to get one, wrap it in plastic, and tape styrofoam to it, paint it nautical camo.  Let it loose at sea.

It's the second best thing to pulling my bum hole open at them.

BadBeast

#11
October 12, 2010, 11:55:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:20:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:05:16 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
If I ever find a FBI tracking device on my car I will mail it to you. You can in turn mail it anywhere you see fit. Overseas..........
:lulz:

We could put it on a yacht.

GIVE IT TO ECH!!!
Put it around the neck of a migrating goose.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Adios

#12
October 12, 2010, 11:59:22 PM
You guys are missing the fun.

Put it on various neighbors cars for a day or two.

Park in steel buildings that block transmission for a couple of hours.

Park in strange places at random.

Drive around randomly.

Put it on delivery trucks.

When you get tired of this either mail it somewhere or put it on a semi or train.

Jasper

#13
October 13, 2010, 12:03:42 AM
There should be an FBI car tracker exchange for this shit.

Rumckle

#14
October 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
I don't have a car, but if you guys send it to me, I will carry it around in my bag with me.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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