ulfhednar_tsume's introduction

[BadBeast]

Why the fuck would anybody bother to hack it anyway? It's not like there's going to be anything interesting there.

[East Coast Hustle]

This one is boring.

Do you only have sex doggy style?

No, but your knowledge of it speaks volumes about you

Really? Please explain.

Who the fuck doesn't know doggy style?  

A Virgin. PD has never had one of those, has it?

Not for very long.

We actually won't approve an account until one of the admins has personally visited the prospective noob and penetrated at least 2 of their orifices with at least 2 appendages. It's one of the reasons we have such a high retention rate. The posters here are REALLY invested in being members of the community.

[Cain]

And of course, the admins have gotten bored long ago of using the usual appendages and orifices...so sometimes we can get rather inventive....

[BadBeast]

This one is boring.

Do you only have sex doggy style?

No, but your knowledge of it speaks volumes about you

Really? Please explain.

Who the fuck doesn't know doggy style? 

A Virgin. PD has never had one of those, has it?

Not for very long.

We actually won't approve an account until one of the admins has personally visited the prospective noob and penetrated at least 2 of their orifices with at least 2 appendages. It's one of the reasons we have such a high retention rate. The posters here are REALLY invested in being members of the community.

You must have used roofies on me then. Either that, or you were spectacularly forgettable, because I don't remember a thing about the night in question.

[East Coast Hustle]

you guys are the saddest bunch of discordians I've seen as of yet. New fresh meat amongst your midst and you turn your noses at it as if it's not good enough for your snotty asses

I believe you have correctly identified the problem. Now start being good enough or go find somewhere else to be lame.

[Don Coyote]

This thread deserves

[East Coast Hustle]

This one is boring.

Do you only have sex doggy style?

No, but your knowledge of it speaks volumes about you

Really? Please explain.

Who the fuck doesn't know doggy style?  

A Virgin. PD has never had one of those, has it?

Not for very long.

We actually won't approve an account until one of the admins has personally visited the prospective noob and penetrated at least 2 of their orifices with at least 2 appendages. It's one of the reasons we have such a high retention rate. The posters here are REALLY invested in being members of the community.

You must have used roofies on me then. Either that, or you were spectacularly forgettable, because I don't remember a thing about the night in question.

Aren't you from one of those silly little socialist countries? That would be Cain, Faust, or TripZip who failed to leave a lasting impression. Nobody ever forgets a visit from me or Roger. I GUARANTEE IT.

[BadBeast]

This one is boring.

Do you only have sex doggy style?

No, but your knowledge of it speaks volumes about you

Really? Please explain.

Who the fuck doesn't know doggy style? 

A Virgin. PD has never had one of those, has it?

Not for very long.

We actually won't approve an account until one of the admins has personally visited the prospective noob and penetrated at least 2 of their orifices with at least 2 appendages. It's one of the reasons we have such a high retention rate. The posters here are REALLY invested in being members of the community.

You must have used roofies on me then. Either that, or you were spectacularly forgettable, because I don't remember a thing about the night in question.

Aren't you from one of those silly little socialist countries? That would be Cain, Faust, or TripZip who failed to leave a lasting impression. Nobody ever forgets a visit from me or Roger. I GUARANTEE IT.

Ah, that must be it then.  Big Boy.

[the last yatto]

Aren't you from one of those silly little socialist countries? That would be Cain, Faust, or TripZip who failed to leave a lasting impression. Nobody ever forgets a visit from me or Roger. I GUARANTEE IT.

So that's why you helped me move

[East Coast Hustle]

Oh, I "helped you move" alright.

[the last yatto]

O baby, YUO, got what I need...

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Did he run off with his tail between his legs?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Did he run off with his tail between his legs?

I think he got banned for PM spam or something.

[Dysnomia]

This one is boring.

Do you only have sex doggy style?

No, but your knowledge of it speaks volumes about you

Really? Please explain.

Who the fuck doesn't know doggy style?  

A Virgin. PD has never had one of those, has it?

Not for very long.

We actually won't approve an account until one of the admins has personally visited the prospective noob and penetrated at least 2 of their orifices with at least 2 appendages. It's one of the reasons we have such a high retention rate. The posters here are REALLY invested in being members of the community.

[Don Coyote]

This thread hurts my soul.