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Started by East Coast Hustle, October 14, 2010, 12:38:58 AM

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East Coast Hustle

October 14, 2010, 12:38:58 AM
...to eat too much pork. My pee smells like bacon.
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BabylonHoruv

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October 14, 2010, 12:39:43 AM
According to "A Cartoon History of the Universe"  Buddha died of an overdose of pork.
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October 14, 2010, 07:52:08 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 14, 2010, 12:38:58 AM
...to eat too much pork. My pee smells like bacon.

THAT

          kicks ass!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
October 14, 2010, 07:54:37 AM
That is really quite awesome.

Tomorrow I am making a pork shoulder; I will let you know if my pee also smells like bacon after I've lived off it for a few days.
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#4
October 14, 2010, 07:56:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 14, 2010, 07:54:37 AM
That is really quite awesome.

Tomorrow I am making a pork shoulder; I will let you know if my pee also smells like bacon after I've lived off it for a few days.

!!!

           !!!           !!!!

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BadBeast

#5
October 14, 2010, 10:40:00 PM
Mine just smells like Sugar Puffs.
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Jasper

#6
October 14, 2010, 10:43:15 PM
I want that.  Pee scented pee is lame.

BadBeast

#7
October 14, 2010, 10:47:34 PM
I could bottle some up and send it to you.     




(If I didn't obsessively collect and keep all my bodily secretions in kilner jars)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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October 15, 2010, 02:26:48 AM Last Edit: October 15, 2010, 02:29:15 AM by Grade 7 Pannus
Does that really make it too much?

Is having your piss smell like bacon necessarily a bad thing?

I would say that all you really did was make your piss smell awesome.

You could probably even sell it to Sigmatic.

Edit: Grammar.
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