ATTN lady grinning soul, nigel, suu

[the last yatto]

The tax return MESSIAH is due on the twenty third of december

Ps belly pictures later tonight
Pss I expect your three gifts this winter

[BabylonHoruv]

I miss Lady Grinning Soul, where'd she skive off to?

[the last yatto]

Let me know when to expect your delivery of gold, frankincense and BRRRR

[Suu]

I gotta go buy the yarn!

[Richter]

you can borrow my knitting needles.

[Suu]

I don't knit. I have a nice big Afghan hook I want to try out.

[Richter]

 

Holy hell Suu!
You just crossed the wires for Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle", and the "War on Terror" forever in my mind!

[Suu]

Do with this as you see fit.

[Richter]

Mu hu ha ha.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!

[Freeky]

Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!

My doctor used her thumb nails.

I still remember what it felt like. 

[Suu]

Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!

My doctor used her thumb nails.

I still remember what it felt like. 

...That can't possibly be sanitary.

[Freeky]

Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!

My doctor used her thumb nails.

I still remember what it felt like. 

...That can't possibly be sanitary.

-scrape scarpe scrape- AUUUGH!

[Richter]

Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!

My doctor used her thumb nails.

I still remember what it felt like. 

...That can't possibly be sanitary.

-scrape scarpe scrape- AUUUGH!

FUCK.

I should not have a reason to use my "Here, I've got one" tool clauses while a woman is giving birth to a child of mine.
(I'm certain it would be ground for divorce, a stomping by burly orderlies wearing nursing shoes, or a heavy sedative administered against my will.)

[Freeky]

Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!

My doctor used her thumb nails.

I still remember what it felt like. 

...That can't possibly be sanitary.

-scrape scarpe scrape- AUUUGH!

FUCK.

I should not have a reason to use my "Here, I've got one" tool clauses while a woman is giving birth to a child of mine.
(I'm certain it would be ground for divorce, a stomping by burly orderlies wearing nursing shoes, or a heavy sedative administered against my will.)

I think a poke would have been better, but apparently that's just how she did things.

One of the worst things (besides, you know, FEELING it) was how I could HEAR her do it in my bones. It's like nails on a chalkboard inside your stomach.