ATTN lady grinning soul, nigel, suu

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!

They are so fucking hung up on doing that. It's stupid.

I think it may have gone out of vogue by now, though. It's been a while since I had a kid.

[the last yatto]

Thetis says Its called stripping the membranes. And He would only do that after she has dialated some.

[Suu]

Oh dude, what colors did you want again?

[the last yatto]

Its a boy... top pick so far
Jackson Oswald

Babys r us has monkey costumes

I happen to have blue and green yarn!

Time to start makin' squares!

[Suu]

Yeah I changed my mind on using that yarn since a lot of it got tossed in a cautionary manner during the Bedbug Extravaganza of Late August 2010™.

[the last yatto]

Black/red or blue/green is fine

[Richter]

Yeah I changed my mind on using that yarn since a lot of it got tossed in a cautionary manner during the Bedbug Extravaganza of Late August 2010™.

Want some of mine?  I've got somewhere between a lot and a fuckton.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thetis says Its called stripping the membranes. And He would only do that after she has dialated some.

Yeah. It's not as good an idea as they would lead on, actually.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, "stripping the membranes" (which is done to speed labor, not usually needed sped up) is quite different from breaking the water, though they will often lie to you in order to break the membranes, which usually speeds labor in a very painful way which more often leads to C-section, FYI. My advice is to not let nurses touch you at all.

[notathing]

I miss Lady Grinning Soul, where'd she skive off to?

awwww someone misses me

i am on irc a couple times a week still

i just get overwhelmed here in this giant forum so i kinda disappeared

btw pan, thetis is a hot pregnant lady 

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!

My doctor used her thumb nails.

I still remember what it felt like. 

...That can't possibly be sanitary.

-scrape scarpe scrape- AUUUGH!

FUCK.

I should not have a reason to use my "Here, I've got one" tool clauses while a woman is giving birth to a child of mine.
(I'm certain it would be ground for divorce, a stomping by burly orderlies wearing nursing shoes, or a heavy sedative administered against my will.)

I think a poke would have been better, but apparently that's just how she did things.

One of the worst things (besides, you know, FEELING it) was how I could HEAR her do it in my bones. It's like nails on a chalkboard inside your stomach.

*shivers* Soooo happy I've decided not to have spawn.

[the last yatto]

btw pan, thetis is a hot pregnant lady  

Your not the only one to comment, we might get professional shots done

[BadBeast]

So how is Babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNRuTzQttkc

[the last yatto]

Ultra sound puts him already at ten pounds, cycle says its got a week left

Nurses looking into forcing the process along

[Kai]

Yatto,

i am truley sorry for your lots

~Kai