ATTN FRED

[Freeky]

I saw this and immediately thought of you.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1889-Ways-to-Use-a-Vuvuzela

[Eve]

HIDDEN WEAPON is obvious choice.


and bubbles! 

[Freeky]

You come to the final room of the dungeon level, and you see a DIRE VUVUZELA! ROLL INITIATIVE!

[Eve]

MOOSE CALL



HELLO!

[Freeky]

Burglar: ohai guise, I'ma just break in here and take your stuff, lo- OFUK IS THAT A BURGLAR ALARM?








Dude in bedroom: BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I NEED A DIRE VUVUZELA!

Americans at the world cup of course used theirs as a beer funnel.

i use mine to scare the cat