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LOL, Joe Miller

Started by Doktor Howl, October 19, 2010, 01:15:13 AM

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Doktor Howl

QuoteA major upset followed by an avalanche of national media attention. A campaign operation that clearly isn't ready for its moment in white-hot spotlight. A spate of gaffes followed by reporter-dodging, and then an attempt to go radio silent.

It's a familiar campaign storyline this year for tea party-backed candidates, but Alaska Republican Joe Miller upped the ante this weekend after a bizarre scene in which his hired bodyguards handcuffed a local journalist.

The incident – in which Miller's security detail privately arrested Alaska Dispatch Editor Tony Hopfinger — is the culmination of several weeks of bad press for the Republican, who now finds himself in a tough race against Democrat Scott McAdams and the Republican he defeated in the primary, write-in candidate Sen. Lisa Murkowski.

While none of the other major Tea Party candidates have gone so far as to detain a member of the press, the arc of Miller's post-primary experience mirrors that of other GOP Senate nominees, most notably Sharron Angle in Nevada, Rand Paul in Kentucky and Christine O'Donnell in Delaware.

Like them, until claiming the party nomination Miller was a longshot unaccustomed to much media attention at all, let alone tough scrutiny from the local and national press. And like the Nevada, Kentucky and Delaware GOP Senate nominees, his responses have only exacerbated a tense situation.

"When you're in politics at that level, your heart is an open book. You no longer have the privilege of saying, 'These areas are private,'" said Marc Hellenthal, a Republican pollster in Alaska who says he is neutral in the race. "I think they made a mistake by not telling all, being an open book, and saying they weren't going to talk to reporters any longer on matters that they considered personal and the like."

The Alaska press, not the national media, has given Miller the roughest treatment. Earlier this month, the Alaska Dispatch cited an anonymous source who accused Miller of campaigning while on the clock in his official government job as an attorney for the Fairbanks North Star Borough.


Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1010/43778.html#ixzz12l4wzaE6
Molon Lube

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As this election year progresses I find myself drooling over this shit.  :lulz:

Freeky


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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 01:19:41 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 19, 2010, 01:18:47 AM
Borked link. :sad:

Fixed.

"Privately arrested".   :lulz:

We're coming closer and closer to achieving Transmet every day.

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AFK

I guess he likes the Constitution, minus that pesky freedom of the press part. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

So if I privately arrest someone, can I hold them for private bail?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I mean, this could be a whole new career path for me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 01:34:15 AM
So if I privately arrest someone, can I hold them for private bail?

Only if you are a Tea Party candidate.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 01:34:15 AM
So if I privately arrest someone, can I hold them for private bail?

Only if they ask you a question you don't like, apparently.

Miller quit his position the day before he was going to be fired for using state computers to campaign.  When an editor of a local paper asked him about it, he had his goons detain the guy.

Somehow, there seems to be no mention of Miller and his thugs being arrested for kidnapping.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 01:34:41 AM
I mean, this could be a whole new career path for me.

It was a good career, back in the 20s.
Molon Lube

Cain

Funny, I was going to post about this yesterday, but I was so knackered I decided I best not.

Presumably those constitutional rights Miller wants restored don't extend to reporters asking awkward questions.  No doubt this is some kind of Marxist-Muslim-Kenyan conspiracy to make Mr Miller look bad though.

Doktor Howl

UPDATE

http://www.adn.com/2010/10/18/1507982/questions-surround-use-of-security.html#ixzz12pP0iUbe

This is kind of scary HILARIOUS to be honest with you..........


Miller bodyguards at forum included active-duty soldiers
Questions surround Miller's use of security force at school

By RICHARD MAUER
rmauer@adn.com

(10/18/10 22:17:04)
Was Joe Miller required to bring a security detail to his town hall meeting Sunday at Central Middle School?

That's what Miller, the Republican Senate candidate, told two national cable news networks Monday in the wake of the arrest by his security squad of an online journalist at his public event.

But the school district said there was no such requirement made of Miller -- he only had to provide a hall and parking lot monitor, and advise participants of school district courtesy and food rules.

Meanwhile, the Army says that two of the guards who assisted in the arrest of the journalist and who tried to prevent two other reporters from filming the detention were active-duty soldiers moonlighting for Miller's security contractor, the Drop Zone, a Spenard surplus store and protection service.

The soldiers, Spc. Tyler Ellingboe, 22, and Sgt. Alexander Valdez, 31, are assigned to the 3rd Maneuver Enhancement Brigade at Fort Richardson. Maj. Bill Coppernoll, the public affairs officer for the Army in Alaska, said the two soldiers did not have permission from their current chain of command to work for the Drop Zone, but the Army was still researching whether previous company or brigade commanders authorized their employment.

The Army allows off-duty soldiers to take outside employment if the job doesn't interfere with their readiness, doesn't risk their own injury and doesn't negatively affect the "good order" and discipline of their unit, Coppernoll said.

"They've got to be up front with the chain of command," Coppernoll said. "The chain of command needs to agree they can do that without affecting the readiness and the whole slew of things that are part of being a soldier that they need to do first."

Miller's chief guard at the Middle School event, Drop Zone owner William Fulton, said it wasn't his job to ensure soldiers complied with the regulations, though he said he informs them of their duty.

"They're adults -- they are responsible for themselves," Fulton said.

He said the two soldiers called him Monday and said they may be in trouble.

THE ARREST

Fulton said he placed the journalist, Alaska Dispatch editor and founder Tony Hopfinger, under a private person's arrest, which in Alaska is like a citizen's arrest in other states.

Anchorage Police Dept. spokesman Lt. David Parker said any person witnessing a crime can make a private person's arrest, though it's almost always used by store or mall guards who catch someone shoplifting or who confront someone previously kicked out of a store and told to never come back. When the police arrive, they decide based on the circumstances whether to jail or free the subject of the private person's arrest.

Parker said that someone making a private person's arrest has a right to restrain the subject -- as long as the arrest is legal in the first place.

"Usually they have some kind of identification," Parker said.

In the case of the Drop Zone guards, who were dressed in blazers and ties and wore radio pieces in their ears, they refused to give their names, say who they worked for, or cite the authority under which they were issuing commands to reporters.

After the 45-minute town hall meeting, which attracted about 200 people, Hopfinger followed Miller from the room. As he held a small video camera, he peppered Miller with questions about his employment as a lawyer at the Fairbanks North Star Borough, where he was disciplined for using government computers for partisan activity.

Miller had said last week he wouldn't answer questions about his character or personal behavior. He told CNN and the Fox News Channel on Monday that Hopfinger was harassing him. Hopfinger said he was being aggressive but not improperly so.

Miller said Hopfinger blocked his access to a school exit, and he and an aide had to turn back the other way. At some point in those moments, Fulton told Hopfinger he was trespassing. Hopfinger said he was surrounded by hostile people and shoved someone to get some space.

Fulton said he arrested Hopfinger for trespassing and assault. He said he had the right to arrest him for trespass because the campaign had rented the space from the school district and had the right to exclude anyone, though the district said it rented the cafeteria, stage and parking lot, not the hall where the arrest took place.

When the police arrived, they freed Hopfinger and let him go after taking statements. Anchorage Municipal Prosecutor Al Patterson said Monday he expects to decide today whether to charge Hopfinger.

'SECURITY' REQUIRED

Miller gave interviews to Fox and CNN on Monday. He told Fox, "I might also note that the middle school itself required us by a contract for a campaign, required us to have a security team." He told CNN, "There was a -- a private security team that was required. We had to hire them because the school required that as a term in their lease."

But district spokeswoman Heidi Embley said that wasn't true.

"We do not require users to hire security," she said. Renters must only have a security plan to protect users and the school itself, she said, and can resolve the issues with "monitors."

The contract the district has renters sign requires groups to make an "expectation speech" at the beginning of an event reminding people to be respectful, to park properly, and to remain only in permitted areas. That did not happen Sunday.

In a statement issued Monday, the campaign appeared to back off from Miller's assertions that a security team was required by the district.

"Per the 'Facility Rental Security Plan Requirement,' the Miller campaign hired security to monitor the event," the statement said. "One of the purposes of the security personnel was to enforce the Anchorage School District requirement of 'no disruptive behavior' at events within the facility. The security personnel made the determination that the man in question was being disruptive by his actions towards Joe and by pushing someone attending the event into a locker and enforced the rule."
Molon Lube