Okay. I really, really like this guy.

[Doktor Howl]

My computer-fu is failing, how do I find contact information?

http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/

I get the crushing sense that this is some kind of joke.

Apparently, he's on the level.  He reminds me of the American Family Party.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Damn Dok,  you beat me to posting this! 

[Jasper]

Interesting.  What should I do to get in on this?

[Cramulus]

I predict a win

because yo,

remember that japanese nihilist who ran for governor? he totally didn't win, but he wasn't the only "fuck it" candidate out there.

I mean they actually elected a clown in Brazil this year

it's a good year for crazy politics. This guy's riding the wave!

[Jasper]

Are we observing a larger trend?  I really hope so.  It's the "Crazy as hell and not going to take it anymore" movement.

[Doktor Howl]

Are we observing a larger trend?  I really hope so.  It's the "Crazy as hell and not going to take it anymore" movement.

Explains the teabaggers, right?

[Jasper]

It does.  I wasn't even thinking of them.  Odd.

[Cramulus]

I'd like to take this moment to fantasize about the awful candidates the democrats are going to produce in 2012.


. . .


ahh it almost makes you want to vote for Palin / Beck

[Doktor Howl]

I'd like to take this moment to fantasize about the awful candidates the democrats are going to produce in 2012.


. . .


ahh it almost makes you want to vote for Palin / Beck

Palin/O'Donnell or GTFO.  I won't settle for just crazy.  I need crazy and stupid.

[Jasper]

I wish America had a more comprehensive personhood theory in the constitution.  It'd be awesome to see how many votes a bonobo got.

[Cramulus]

IF ONLY our choice was going to be between

dangerously naive

and

obviously evil



I feel like I'm already braced for that. But I bet it's going to end up being something much weirder.

like maybe

Indian Christian Hawk

vs

Female Environmental Rapist

vs

Drow Wizard/Thief

[Cramulus]

would you rather vote for a conservative dinosaur or a liberal robot?

[Jasper]

Pah.  When today's youth get old, we'll be choosing between "psychic vampires" and some asshole who vetos progressive legislation "ironically".

[Doktor Howl]

Pah.  When today's youth get old, we'll be choosing between "psychic vampires" and some asshole who vetos progressive legislation "ironically".

...

I have to kill you all, now.

[Jasper]

  And there will be history books of noble, high minded politicians who proclaimed that THE RENT WAS TOO DAMN HIGH!