Allow me to introduce myself...

[Adios]

This is some kind of weird horrorology shit.  I got a bad feeling about this.

Join us, want a flower?

[Doktor Howl]

This is some kind of weird horrorology shit.  I got a bad feeling about this.

I should have tried this years ago.

I don't even hate God right now.

[Adios]

This is some kind of weird horrorology shit.  I got a bad feeling about this.

Why are you afraid? Relax, no one here will harm you.

Love and peace,
Hawk

[Jasper]

Or maybe it's like when frat boys try to see who will go gayest.  See who chickens out first.

Is that what twinks your dinks, you SICK CREEPS?

[Doktor Howl]

Or maybe it's like when frat boys try to see who will go gayest.  See who chickens out first.

Is that what twinks your dinks, you SICK CREEPS?

Now, now.

You should make a cup of herbal tea and relax.  It will help you find your center.

[Adios]

Or maybe it's like when frat boys try to see who will go gayest.  See who chickens out first.

Is that what twinks your dinks, you SICK CREEPS?

I don't understand your anger. Why are you being so aggressive? I am only trying to help.

[Phox]

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

[Adios]

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

[Doktor Howl]

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

[Jasper]

I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

[Adios]

I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

[Doktor Howl]

I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

You should hang a dream-catcher.

[Phox]

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

By shutting the fuck up or hitting me with a blunt a object. Either works.

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

Should I bother resisting the urge to puke? If I vomit on you will you punch me in the face? Please?

[Adios]

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

I love you, how can I help?

By shutting the fuck up or hitting me with a blunt a object. Either works.

In the interest of saving everyone's goddamn sanity: I still hate all of you, you cunts. I am not now, nor will I ever be NICE. Santa never thought I was, so I decided I never would be. And, just for you Sig, if I ever meet you in person, I will rip your head off and shit pure unadulterated hate down your throat. And then you can do the same to me. Or we can make it a race to see who can do it first. It will be fun.

But you will be nice, Phox.  Everyone will be nice.

And this will be the best board on the internet.

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

I am going to log off and try to be more like Simon Barsinister.

Hopefully by morning you people have come to your senses.

Your ANGER senses.

Peace be with you. Goddess Bless.

Should I bother resisting the urge to puke? If I vomit on you will you punch me in the face? Please?

Please let me hold you.

[Doktor Howl]

I think this classifies as some fucked up sort of horrormirth.

We are just doing as we have been asked.

Nicer.  Kinder.  More polite.  More of what the people want.

We're the Adam Smith of Leo Buscaglia.