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Phox

#630
October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:

Doktor Howl

#631
October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.
Molon Lube

Adios

#632
October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#633
October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

Don Coyote

#634
October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

Doktor Howl

#635
October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain
Molon Lube

Adios

#636
October 21, 2010, 04:41:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

Now, now. Just breathe deeply and try to relax.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#637
October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Doktor Howl

#638
October 21, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.
Molon Lube

Phox

#639
October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

Doktor Howl

#640
October 21, 2010, 04:44:40 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

Shhhhh.  Just relax.  Listen to Leon Redbone.  Seriously, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9XHmcFRNbU
Molon Lube

BadBeast

#641
October 21, 2010, 04:45:36 AM
As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.   :fap:
 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Adios

#642
October 21, 2010, 04:46:18 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

I am going to play some ocean sounds for you. Now close your eyes, this will feel wonderful!

Phox

#643
October 21, 2010, 04:46:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:44:40 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:38:49 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:39:52 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 21, 2010, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:08 AM
Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  :argh!:



Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

Shhhhh.  Just relax.  Listen to Leon Redbone.  Seriously, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9XHmcFRNbU
:aaa:

I need to go lie down until hatred returns to my heart. You really are a horrible cunt, Dok.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#644
October 21, 2010, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:35:26 AM
I fucking hate you guys  :lulz:

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over :spag:

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.

WRONG ANSWER!! WHO IS DRIVING CAR.
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