Allow me to introduce myself...

[Doktor Howl]

As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.  
 

We'll all be nice, soon.

[Doktor Howl]

I fucking hate you guys 

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.

WRONG ANSWER!! WHO IS DRIVING CAR.

I don't know.

[Adios]

I fucking hate you guys 

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.

WRONG ANSWER!! WHO IS DRIVING CAR.

There now dearie. Don't get yourself all worked up over nothing. We can help.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  

You might consider aromatherapy.

It's really quite soothing.

Not on your life, Dok. I may need to perform a human sacrifice to some obscure god of hatred, but I am not going to lose the only force that drives me to be a horrible, horrible person. Then I would just be a person. And that would be a fate worse than death...

Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  

A long hot bath with Lavender will make the transition so much easier.

That sounds disgustingly relaxing. I'll pass.

Oh good grief. I'm losing the urge to argue... are they... winning!? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!  

Just relax. Light some candles. Listen to flute music.

THEY GOT YOU TOO!? HOW WILL YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR OUR COUNTRY IF YOU'RE NICE!?

Shhhhh.  Just relax.  Listen to Leon Redbone.  Seriously, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9XHmcFRNbU

I need to go lie down until hatred returns to my heart. You really are a horrible cunt, Dok.

Leon wants you to be happy.

[Adios]

As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.  
 

How can I help? You seem so very upset. Would you like some nice hot tea?

[Doktor Howl]

As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.  
 

How can I help? You seem so very upset. Would you like some nice hot tea?

Off to bed, to dream of lollipop fields and newspaper taxis.

G'night.

[Adios]

As promised Dok, I am now telling you that you are a total, unadulterated, 169% 24 carat CUNT! I tried stabbing myself in the leg with a fork, to see if I would wake up. I tried rescanning my PC to see if it was some kind of horrible virus. I even considered praying. I cried tears of pure blood, but it didn't go away. There is no doubt. You're being a horrible, NICE CUNT.
OK, I'm done. Carry on.  
 

How can I help? You seem so very upset. Would you like some nice hot tea?

Off to bed, to dream of lollipop fields and newspaper taxis.

G'night.

What a wonderful dream!

[BadBeast]

This is what you BOTH deserve to dream of! And then to wake up, and find out she is real. And lying next to you, gazing deeply into yuor eyes.  

[Adios]

This is what you BOTH deserve to dream of! And then to wake up, and find out she is real. And lying next to you, gazing deeply into yuor eyes.  

That poor child needs help, I will see what I can do.

[Hugs 'N Kisses]

Hi. My name is Heart. I'm from Gumdrop Forrest, Candyland. I love you all.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

[The Wizard]

Goddamn fucking, hippy alt. Say another friendly thing and I'll glass you.

[BadBeast]

Hi. My name is Heart. I'm from Gumdrop Forrest, Candyland. I love you all.

With all due respect, you also can fuck right off!

[Hugs 'N Kisses]

I fucking hate you guys 

We're ALL going to be NICE and HAPPY, Squid.

Everyone.  Forever.

Don't make me pull this car over

"WHY WOULD ANYONE GET OUT OF THE CAR?"
- Ludo, Lake Ponchatrain

Who is driving car Dok?

Nobody.  I have cruise control.

WRONG ANSWER!! WHO IS DRIVING CAR.

I don't know.

Love. That's who. And it's watching out for all of us, no need to worry anymore.

[BadBeast]

OK OK, PASS ME THE KOOLAID! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT ALL!
I JUST WANT IT ALL TO STOOOOOPPP!  You bunch of cunts!