NIGEL?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Harsh.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Triple Zero]

What's the story of that picture again?

It had a different name at first, right?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What's the story of that picture again?

It had a different name at first, right?

Yes, my friend Cordelia's daughter drew it when she was mad, and it said "CORDELIA IS NOT NICE AT ALL".  I love that kid.

[Triple Zero]

I vaguely recall that I shooped the letters, but I could be mistaken.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I vaguely recall that I shooped the letters, but I could be mistaken.

No, I did that one. There was another one that I think you did, though.

[E.O.T.]

Ooh....now I know what I'm going to do with my month+ off.

ECH,
Tri-met vigilante

THIS!!! AS I

         went from point to point today (hell&backX1000) my mind kept wandering to "why is nigel such a punk, being devil's advocate over a good and proper rant(no, i do know, )" but then what i realized further was

CONTEXT

         - my truck was getting work done two different days that week, so i took the kids to school on the bus. IF i were a regular patron, i'd absolutely have to sit next to each and every one of those fuckheads until decency and justice shone brightly throughout those trimet carcass caravans. i would, indeed, be compelled to transform into the 'masked avenger' of trimet. but i'd probably sport something like full victorian attire, to bring the notion over the top.

[E.O.T.]

The solution to the high-schoolers is to simply step up to the seat, move their shit, and sit down.

YEAH,

           but i have my 5 & 7 year old kids with me, which is why i'm on the f-in bus at 7:45 &

ALSO

           there's too many of them, i can't watch my kids while building my youtube fame, or my felony charges for violence in front of children. also, their shit is in the window seat, which they are blocking with their fleshy sacks of shit

Send your kid in.

I'm not even kidding. Send that little shit in to crawl over them, while you smile apologetically.

HIGH-SCHOOLERS, dude. They won't do SHIT. They are clueless children, and you are letting yourself be intimidated by CLUELESS CHILDREN. If you need me to ride the bus with you, I'll show you how it's done.

YOU

         moms are evil. and you're women which makes you double evil. also, when was the last time you road a bus?

I CALL IT

         restraint. you're not being realistic, if my kid even touched these freaks shoes they'd spaz, and then i'd have to kill them. if i do anything other than glare at them i may kill them. also, my kids may have done just that without any cue a few years ago, but they're too old for full on random close encounter with strangers.

I HAVE THAT

         line, up to where i don't give a f*ck and beyond that i will snap.

BUT THEN

         you and i patrolling tri-met is full of hilarity. i'll film for the youtube success story.

I confess I haven't ridden the bus for a while. But when I did, I schooled those little fuckers hard. Most of the time they're embarrassed because they were just spacing off and not thinking about what selfish asses they were making of themselves.

You have to put yourself in the mindspace that you are an adult and they are a child, and address them accordingly. "Hey son, mind if I have that seat?" in a kindly paternal voice.

Speaking of selfish, clueless assholes, last night I almost got into a fight with six obnoxious loud douches who were standing right behind us having a shouting conversation at the Gogol Bordello concert. They were actually SHOUTING OVER the fucking music. It was insane. One of the loud cunts kept bumping me, and she's lucky it wasn't all that crowded up on the balcony because usually if some stupid shit is annoying me at a concert and it's crowded enough that I can do it and not get thrown out, I deal with it by hurting them. However, in this case I used my words, and they postured a little but ended up leaving. The guys seemed less like drunk loud assholes than the girls, who obviously didn't give a shit about the concert. I hope they got date-raped later, and then kicked out of the car on the side of 26 in the middle of Forest Park.

THAT'S

          what you get when you go to (i swear) any fucking show in portland. if they weren't shouting at each other, they'd be shouting on their cel phones.

ALSO

          that's what you get for going to a gogo bordello show. in portland.

         

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I went to a show last night, and not only did I throw ice and spit beer on wrestlers, and get a bucket of something awful dumped over my head, but there was also a goat. Just chillin in the bar.



It was just like old times.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The gogol bordello show was actually pretty awesome. The funniest part was security trying to stop the moshing. They were alll upset.  

Also, if someone is shouting over a concert I'm at, I will start shit with the goal of either damaging them or getting them thrown out. It works most of the time.

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I went to a show last night, and not only did I throw ice and spit beer on wrestlers, and get a bucket of something awful dumped over my head, but there was also a goat. Just chillin in the bar.



It was just like old times.

Sounds like fun.

Also, that is the most epic bar photograph I've ever seen.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I went to a show last night, and not only did I throw ice and spit beer on wrestlers, and get a bucket of something awful dumped over my head, but there was also a goat. Just chillin in the bar.



It was just like old times.

Sounds like fun.

Also, that is the most epic bar photograph I've ever seen.

Satyricon. It's not technically closed, yet.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

The gogol bordello show was actually pretty awesome. The funniest part was security trying to stop the moshing. They were alll upset.  

Also, if someone is shouting over a concert I'm at, I will start shit with the goal of either damaging them or getting them thrown out. It works most of the time.

The Gogol Bordello concert here was also pretty awesome. Some seriously energetic fuckers right there.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The gogol bordello show was actually pretty awesome. The funniest part was security trying to stop the moshing. They were alll upset.  

Also, if someone is shouting over a concert I'm at, I will start shit with the goal of either damaging them or getting them thrown out. It works most of the time.

The Gogol Bordello concert here was also pretty awesome. Some seriously energetic fuckers right there.

They got Portlanders to move around instead of just standing there, which I haven't seen personally since the mid-90's.