George Bush has a book coming out!

[Cain]

I refuse to indulge in Matt Drudge's fantasy that he is a SRS JOURNALIST, so instead I link you to Wonkette, who have extracts.

[Kai]

How is it his book? He certainly didn't write it himself.

[Cain]

This line suggests otherwise

The president details how he bonded with Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia -- and a magical bird!

It also suggests the Secret Service are slipping him LSD for shits and giggles.

[Kai]

This line suggests otherwise

The president details how he bonded with Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia -- and a magical bird!

It also suggests the Secret Service are slipping him LSD for shits and giggles.

What, the cocaine and booze wasn't enough to addle his brain? He used to be a pretty good public speaker; now look at him. That's not just age talking.