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HABBY BIRTHDAY, DOK HOWLSPAG!

Started by Freeky, October 31, 2010, 03:53:25 PM

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Freeky

October 31, 2010, 03:53:25 PM
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Cuddlefish

#1
October 31, 2010, 04:01:26 PM
Happy birthday, you horrible bastard.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Payne

#2
October 31, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
After all these decades (I don't have enough fingers to work how many that is, exactly) with all of these horible Wrong Thoughts tm, why is this bastard even still alive?

If I was physically able to enter Arizona within spontaneously combusting, I would have words with the local Gods, I tell thee...

Quote1 And the word of Payne came unto me, saying,

2 Poster of PD, set thy face toward the children of Tucson, and prophesy against them:

3 and say unto the children of Tucson, Hear the word of the Lord Payne: Thus saith the Lord Payne, Because thou saidst, lol, against my sanctuary, when it was profaned; and against the forum of PD, when it was made desolate; and against the board of Apple Talk, when they went into captivity:

4 therefore, behold, I will deliver thee to the children of TCC for a possession, and they shall set their encampments in thee, and make their dwellings in thee; they shall eat thy cactus, and they shall drink thy tears.

5 And I will make the Meatrack a stable for furries, and the children of Tucson a couching-place for flocks: and ye shall know that I am Payne.

6 For thus saith the Lord Payne: Because thou hast danced thy safety dance, and huffed with the jenkem, and rejoiced with all the despite of thy soul against the forum of PD;

7 therefore, behold, I have stretched out my hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the interwebs; and I will cut thee off from the peoples, and I will cause thee to perish out of the wi-fi hotspots: I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I am Payne.

8 Thus saith the Lord Payne: Because that Howl and Roger do say, Behold, the board of Apple Talk is like unto all the nations;

9 therefore, behold, I will open the side of Howl from the mad science creations, from his mad science creations which are on his frontiers, the glory of the cactus, Freekys Automatic Boyfriend Machine, The Puppy Cannon, and The Storied Ducati,

10 unto the children of TCC, [to go] against the children of Tucson; and I will give them for a possession, that the children of Tucson may not be remembered among the nations.

11 and I will execute judgments upon Howl; and they shall know that I am Payne.

12 Thus saith the Lord Payne: Because that Roger hath dealt against the board of Apple Talk by taking vengeance, and hath greatly offended, and revenged himself upon it;

13 therefore thus saith the Lord Payne, I will stretch out my hand upon Roger, and will cut off fur and facial hair from it; and I will make it desolate from Taint; even unto Crown shall he be shorn by the sword.

14 And I will lay my vengeance upon Roger by the hand of my people of PD; and they shall do to Roger according to mine anger and according to my wrath; and they shall know my vengeance, saith the Lord Payne.

15 Thus saith the Lord Payne: Because the Arizonianites have dealt by revenge, and have taken vengeance with despite of soul to destroy with perpetual enmity;

16 therefore thus saith the Lord Payne, Behold, I will stretch out my hand upon the Arizonianites, and I will cut off the High Desert, and destroy the remnant of the Normal People.

17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with wrathful rebukes; and they shall know that I am Payne, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Freeky

#3
October 31, 2010, 04:26:52 PM
 :aaa: :1fap:

Payne

#4
October 31, 2010, 04:35:48 PM

Dysnomia

#5
October 31, 2010, 05:32:54 PM
:mittens: -Payne



HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOK!!
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#6
October 31, 2010, 06:18:25 PM
Happy Birthday you Horrible Bastard!

P3nT4gR4m

#7
October 31, 2010, 07:29:24 PM
Happy birthday you beautiful, crazy, belligerent bastard you. Hold on ... doc howl was born on all hallow's eve? That would explain a metric fuckton!  :eek:

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#8
October 31, 2010, 08:11:30 PM
Happy birthday Dok!!
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Cramulus

#9
October 31, 2010, 08:18:29 PM
Happy Birthday Roger! Hope you're spending the day either shitting or making everybody else shit. Either way. As long as SOMEBODY'S shitting.

President Television

#10
October 31, 2010, 08:22:38 PM Last Edit: October 31, 2010, 08:28:24 PM by Doktor Plague
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:hammer:

Happy Burt Day, Dok Howl!
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#11
October 31, 2010, 08:23:34 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HORRIBLE OLD FREAK

GO FORTH AND WREAK HAVOC UPON THE LAND, FOR THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD (PAYNE) HATH MADE.
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Richter

#12
October 31, 2010, 08:27:25 PM
Happy Birthday!  I hope it' a day of spectacular WRONG in the best ways!
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Jasper

#13
October 31, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
I say, old bean!  Happy Birthday to you!
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Salty

#14
October 31, 2010, 09:00:16 PM
Don't go accidentally Tucson in your birthday joy. We need that place.
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