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HABBY BIRTHDAY, DOK HOWLSPAG!

Started by Freeky, October 31, 2010, 03:53:25 PM

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Juana

#15
October 31, 2010, 09:01:31 PM
 :lulz:


Happy birthday!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Reginald Ret

#16
October 31, 2010, 09:57:58 PM
Happy Birthday.
Teach MAD SCIENCE! to the masses.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Telarus

#17
October 31, 2010, 11:07:34 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGER!
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

The Wizard

#18
October 31, 2010, 11:10:48 PM
Happy birthday Dok!

It never occurred to me that he was born. Always imagined he just wandered into existence
Insanity we trust.

Kai

#19
October 31, 2010, 11:16:51 PM
Happy Birthday, Roger!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Lies

#20
October 31, 2010, 11:17:29 PM
Surprise! I'm back for your birthday, happy birthday, you old asshole you!  :lulz:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#21
October 31, 2010, 11:20:05 PM
Hippy Barfday!

Remington

#22
November 01, 2010, 12:37:01 AM
Happy B-Day!
Is it plugged in?

Sister_Gothique

#23
November 01, 2010, 02:22:26 AM
May Tucson not rain it's horrible-ness on you on this day of your births. Much luffs!
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

Juana

#24
November 01, 2010, 02:39:59 AM
I see through your disguise, Dok! You went to the rally for your birthday and didn't tell anyone!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Lies

#25
November 01, 2010, 02:44:34 AM
Also this sign was totally made for you.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Epimetheus

#26
November 01, 2010, 03:01:58 AM
Happy birthday, stranger.  :thumb:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Nast

#27
November 01, 2010, 03:09:05 AM
Another day closer to the grave!
        \
      :gheyforum:

Have a happy birthday!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

East Coast Hustle

#28
November 01, 2010, 04:54:02 AM
Happy birthday, you horrible cunt! For your birthday, I got offa your lawn.

but I gotta know...does it feel any different now that you're 60?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

#29
November 01, 2010, 06:01:36 AM
I guess is good thing I am safely indoors. I thought I detected a disturbance in the force.

Happy Birthday.
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