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[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

you're looking at a good 3 or 4 weeks of inattention right there 

Seems like good color and coverage.  If you keep it going, try to enocurage it all one direction with a fine brush, and avoid twisting / stroking habitually, which can shorten or deforest some spots.

Shit!  Why didn't anyone tell me? 

Plenty of men already did through a series of grunts and throat-clearings.

It isn't their fault you weren't listening or are not fluent in Male.

[Jasper]

Stupid males and their stupid noises not stupid telling me what they stupid meant. 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Stupid males and their stupid noises not stupid telling me what they stupid meant. 

*growl*

[Doktor Howl]

Stupid males and their stupid noises not stupid telling me what they stupid meant. 

hrrrrnnnnnng...

[Jasper]

*growl*

hrrrrnnnnnng...

Hell is other men.

[Doktor Howl]

*growl*

hrrrrnnnnnng...

Hell is other men.

When you don't speak male.

[Freeky]

*growl*

hrrrrnnnnnng...

Hell is other men.

What if I was the other man? It's not her fault, honest. 

[Jasper]

[Don Coyote]

I killed my mustache with my straight razor. It will be back. And I am digging using a straight razor to shave. I just have some trouble with the chin.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

My beard and mustache suck!
I can't get this shit to grow for nuthing. I've been yelling at it and straining nearly hard enough to give myself hemorrhoids, still, nothing.

[Don Coyote]

My beard and mustache suck!
I can't get this shit to grow for nuthing. I've been yelling at it and straining nearly hard enough to give myself hemorrhoids, still, nothing.

You must bathe in the blood of a Cramulus or a Chuck Norris.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

when moar growth on crams chin there is, better it will look.

and by better, i mean 

* Rainy Day Pixie loves beards, and cram's haz the potential.

[Richter]

you're looking at a good 3 or 4 weeks of inattention right there 

Seems like good color and coverage.  If you keep it going, try to enocurage it all one direction with a fine brush, and avoid twisting / stroking habitually, which can shorten or deforest some spots.

Shit!  Why didn't anyone tell me? 

Just trying to clue a brotha in what I found out by default.

REALLY wish I had known the brushing thing during initial beard production.  It really helps in the "HOLY FUCK ITCHY" stage.

[Suu]

Well. My bed just broke.

Good thing I got money to get one of those anytime soon.

[Richter]

What went kaput?