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Started by Lies, November 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM

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#15
November 06, 2010, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 12:45:06 PM
perhaps the previous horror numbed me, but I still think number three.



You don't think the eyeball looks worse?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#16
November 06, 2010, 12:53:49 PM
Discordian Forum
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lies

#17
November 06, 2010, 12:59:56 PM
Oldy but a... well you know.

Mr. hands
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#18
November 06, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 01:02:46 PM
naw the cock was worse than the eye to me.

Fair enough I suppose. Still, that looked treatable, the eye one, not so much.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#19
November 06, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 11:35:26 AM
ebola.

punching things into google looking for horror is fun!  :lol:

also DO NOT if you value your eyes image search the terms 'pain Olympics'  :eek:

Strangely enough, if you Google image search Ebola you get a fair few pictures of Paris Hilton.

Oh and some guy whose skin is peeling off his jaw in a very bloody manner.  But mostly Paris Hilton.

Lies

#20
November 06, 2010, 02:53:42 PM
Gacy
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

#21
November 06, 2010, 05:43:39 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cuddlefish

#22
November 06, 2010, 06:52:22 PM
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

BadBeast

#23
November 06, 2010, 09:13:21 PM
I think it must take a great deal of courage to speak so candidly about a subject most people find a little distasteful. She obviously takes delight in her work, and must be good at it or she wouldn't have made so many films. And for all that, she's still a fine looki. . . . . . . . . . .  .  .Nope. It's no good, I can't even pretend to have any empathy with this skanky old Harpy. If she likes Space Docking so much, they should stick her on the next shuttle launch, and drop her off as soon as it's in orbit. Filthy, gristly, shit eating old whore.  Even my Dog had the decency to crawl off and be sick somewhere  after she'd eaten some shit. And look suitably ashamed of herself for a couple of days. Not post interviews on you tube, telling every fucker how depraved she was!

Just to get the horrible Biatches face out of your heads, here's some funny scat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#24
November 06, 2010, 09:24:42 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 09:52:03 PM by BadBeast
Quote from: Lysergic on November 06, 2010, 06:18:58 AM
Don't image search Cylindroma
A benign Tumour? Fucking Hell, if I had something like that, I'd want it to be malignant as fuck!

And Ebola isn't so bad. Doesn't even hurt. When I had it last year, I just got a tube of cream from the Doctors, and within 2 weeks, it had disappeared completely, . . . Oh, hang on, that may have been Hives, not Ebola. Yup, Hives.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Epimetheus

#25
November 07, 2010, 04:25:21 AM
Rhinophyma
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

AFK

#26
November 07, 2010, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
New game guys, try to find things that you shouldn't google due to disturbing/horrible nature of the results, the more innocent sounding the search the better.

Discordianism.
















Did someone already do that joke? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#27
November 07, 2010, 11:19:58 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 07, 2010, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
New game guys, try to find things that you shouldn't google due to disturbing/horrible nature of the results, the more innocent sounding the search the better.

Discordianism.
















Did someone already do that joke? 

Yes. Trip Zip.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#28
November 07, 2010, 02:58:24 PM
Special Fried Rice  :x
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#29
November 07, 2010, 03:02:43 PM
Milk Fountain  :horrormirth:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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