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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 06, 2010, 08:11:51 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 06, 2010, 08:11:51 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
November 06, 2010, 08:35:35 PM
SQUEEEEEE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD <3 <3 <3 !!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

#3
November 06, 2010, 09:18:15 PM
 :mittens:
Is it plugged in?

Triple Zero

#4
November 06, 2010, 10:18:13 PM
:lulz:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nast

#6
November 07, 2010, 04:12:47 AM
 :D

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

E.O.T.

#7
November 07, 2010, 04:13:49 AM
WELL ROGER,

           you need some kinda hard hat substance with that epic 'stache action goin on.

SAFETY ORANGE

          dammit!!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Iason Ouabache

#8
November 07, 2010, 07:25:51 AM
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!
:lulz:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Don Coyote

#9
November 07, 2010, 07:45:24 AM
This reminds of the cones that were squating in my room for almost a month, and the other cone waiting outside the door to my room.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 07, 2010, 03:35:56 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on November 07, 2010, 04:13:49 AM
WELL ROGER,

           you need some kinda hard hat substance with that epic 'stache action goin on.

SAFETY ORANGE

          dammit!!

I have a white hard hat at work.

This is about the cones.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#11
November 07, 2010, 03:37:03 PM
WHHEEEE!

Don Coyote

#12
November 07, 2010, 06:18:15 PM
Sir Reginald says hello to Nigel and everyone else.

the last yatto

#13
November 07, 2010, 06:20:43 PM
That needs to be an emote :D
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

P3nT4gR4m

#14
November 07, 2010, 06:31:05 PM
What cracked me up was Roger having to lift the cone to check his lines :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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