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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Freeky


Choptop

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live." - Charles Bukowski
"I've seen so many good people in my life that I've almost lost my faith in the wickedness of humankind." - Will Durant
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H. P. Lovecraft

Sir Squid Diddimus


Choptop

Web design for a porn company.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live." - Charles Bukowski
"I've seen so many good people in my life that I've almost lost my faith in the wickedness of humankind." - Will Durant
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H. P. Lovecraft

Sir Squid Diddimus

I love that this is at the top of the page of this thread every time I open it!!



it should be on every damn page!

Salty

Quote from: Choptop on November 10, 2010, 07:36:45 PM
Web design for a porn company.

I'm guessing the person next to you is HR.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Choptop on November 10, 2010, 07:18:03 PM


I haz a hard job.

What the fuck?  Did you drug her, or do you do work for the blind?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Semper Fi

Quote from: Choptop on November 10, 2010, 07:18:03 PM


I haz a hard job.

Damn, I could be wrong but that sure looks like Alexis Texas who is freaking awesome BTW and has one of the best asses on this planet.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Semper Fi on November 11, 2010, 01:12:44 AM
Quote from: Choptop on November 10, 2010, 07:18:03 PM


I haz a hard job.

Damn, I could be wrong but that sure looks like Alexis Texas who is freaking awesome BTW and has one of the best asses on this planet.

WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Semper Fi

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

:lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Semper Fi on November 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

:lulz:

Who writes that shit?   :lulz:

Not much of a porn guy, but I've seen a few, and they're worth seeing just for the dialogue1.

"Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza, but I seem to have forgotten my pants."


1  Yeah, I'm old.  It sucks.  Fuck you all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

:lulz:

Who writes that shit?   :lulz:

Not much of a porn guy, but I've seen a few, and they're worth seeing just for the dialogue1.

"Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza, but I seem to have forgotten my pants."


1  Yeah, I'm old.  It sucks.  Fuck you all.

Wait....porn used to have dialog?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 11, 2010, 01:42:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

:lulz:

Who writes that shit?   :lulz:

Not much of a porn guy, but I've seen a few, and they're worth seeing just for the dialogue1.

"Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza, but I seem to have forgotten my pants."


1  Yeah, I'm old.  It sucks.  Fuck you all.

Wait....porn used to have dialog?

Oh, yeah.  The 80s was a non-stop blizzard of bad writers writing for people who should never have had to speak lines.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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