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Why is Discordia Irrelevant in the Year 2009?

Started by Cramulus, August 18, 2009, 09:39:31 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 09:34:17 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 15, 2010, 09:28:23 PM
What happened to selling booze porn and fireworks to Utahns?  Or are you on the wrong side of the state for that.
Wrong side of the state.

I thought Wyoming only had one side.

No, there are a few sides, but only enough people to populate one.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 09:34:17 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 15, 2010, 09:28:23 PM
What happened to selling booze porn and fireworks to Utahns?  Or are you on the wrong side of the state for that.
Wrong side of the state.

I thought Wyoming only had one side.

No, there are a few sides, but only enough people to populate one.

I've been through Wyoming.  It's non-Euclidean, so there's no guarantee there's two sides.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 09:34:17 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 15, 2010, 09:28:23 PM
What happened to selling booze porn and fireworks to Utahns?  Or are you on the wrong side of the state for that.
Wrong side of the state.

I thought Wyoming only had one side.

No, there are a few sides, but only enough people to populate one.

I've been through Wyoming.  It's non-Euclidean, so there's no guarantee there's two sides.

It has at least 4 sides: Snooty Jacksonites(5%), Southwestern Drunks(10%), Literal Gay-Crucifiers (5%), and Teabaggers (85%) - last 2 categories overlap.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 09:56:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 09:34:17 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 15, 2010, 09:28:23 PM
What happened to selling booze porn and fireworks to Utahns?  Or are you on the wrong side of the state for that.
Wrong side of the state.

I thought Wyoming only had one side.

No, there are a few sides, but only enough people to populate one.

I've been through Wyoming.  It's non-Euclidean, so there's no guarantee there's two sides.

It has at least 4 sides: Snooty Jacksonites(5%), Southwestern Drunks(10%), Literal Gay-Crucifiers (5%), and Teabaggers (85%) - last 2 categories overlap.

Yeah, but it took a least a month to drive across, and it's not that big on the map.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

It only took a month for you. That's the effect of what Einstein called Brain Dilation, where a traveler's awareness expands to fill an intellectual vacuum.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 10:01:06 PM
It only took a month for you. That's the effect of what Einstein called Brain Dilation, where a traveler's awareness expands to fill an intellectual vacuum.

GAH!  I'm lucky I escaped alive!

ETA:  It also explains Arizona.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

Quote from: postvex™ on November 15, 2010, 10:01:06 PM
It only took a month for you. That's the effect of what Einstein called Brain Dilation, where a traveler's awareness expands to fill an intellectual vacuum.

:lulz: :lulz: