PRINCE WILLIAM ENGAGED TO RATTY COMMONER GIRL, NEWS AT 11.

[Suu]

Okay, I just wanted to play British Tabloid for a bit. Go about your business.

[Cain]

Kate Middleton = got around a bit.

Or so I heard...

[Suu]

That's right, you went to school with them. Gah.

You know, like most red-blooded teenaged English-speaking females in the mid 90s, I have to admit I had a bit of a thing for Prince William....But since he's gotten older, he's definitely starting to look more and more...Windsor, and less Spencer. Seriously, he's getting that inbred royalty look like his father and grandparents.

[Cain]

At least Prince Harry will never get that Windsor look.

[Suu]

At least Prince Harry will never get that Windsor look.

He's never been that attractive anyway.

[Cain]

At least Prince Harry will never get that Windsor look.

He's never been that attractive anyway.

None of them are oil paintings, but I couldn't pass up a chance at making fun of Harry's parentage (again).

[Richter]

Wasn't there some to do when Prince Charles was getting hitched about whether or not Diana was a virgin?  Call the painters, we need something glossed over.

[Suu]

At least Prince Harry will never get that Windsor look.

He's never been that attractive anyway.

None of them are oil paintings, but I couldn't pass up a chance at making fun of Harry's parentage (again).

I thought they did a DNA test and proved that Charles was his father a while ago? Unless I missed some sort of recent development...


Also, has England EVER had attractive royalty? Consorts don't count, because Diana was actually pretty.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I don't know if this is good news for you Subetai or what.  Might make that nutcase chick focus on you again....

Otherwise, I think it's a good thing for them to "dirty" up the blood line a bit.  

[Cain]

At least Prince Harry will never get that Windsor look.

He's never been that attractive anyway.

None of them are oil paintings, but I couldn't pass up a chance at making fun of Harry's parentage (again).

I thought they did a DNA test and proved that Charles was his father a while ago? Unless I missed some sort of recent development...


Also, has England EVER had attractive royalty? Consorts don't count, because Diana was actually pretty.

I haven't heard anything about a DNA test, and if they did do one, I'm sure they would keep it, and the result secret - first because doing the test would show they have doubts over his parentage which the Royal Family would never admit to, and secondly if they did, they would never admit he was anything but Charles' son, for fear of making the next King look weak(er).

Well, Greeks are usually fairly attractive, so they may be some long lost grand-neice or nephew related to Phil the Greek that might be worth a look. 

[Cain]

I don't know if this is good news for you Subetai or what.  Might make that nutcase chick focus on you again....

Otherwise, I think it's a good thing for them to "dirty" up the blood line a bit.  

If she does, she knows what happens.  Her box will turn into a lump of useless plastic, for starters.

[Suu]

At least Prince Harry will never get that Windsor look.

He's never been that attractive anyway.

None of them are oil paintings, but I couldn't pass up a chance at making fun of Harry's parentage (again).

I thought they did a DNA test and proved that Charles was his father a while ago? Unless I missed some sort of recent development...


Also, has England EVER had attractive royalty? Consorts don't count, because Diana was actually pretty.

I haven't heard anything about a DNA test, and if they did do one, I'm sure they would keep it, and the result secret - first because doing the test would show they have doubts over his parentage which the Royal Family would never admit to, and secondly if they did, they would never admit he was anything but Charles' son, for fear of making the next King look weak(er).

Well, Greeks are usually fairly attractive, so they may be some long lost grand-neice or nephew related to Phil the Greek that might be worth a look. 

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1432660/posts

Then again, in British media, only believe half a quarter an eighth a twentieth of what you read.

[Cain]

Single source, not verified.  Also there were a LOT of vultures circling around Diana's slowly decomposing body, both in the former Royal Household and the media generally.  Lots of bullshit stories, and a media that wasn't inclined to factcheck, so long as they moved bulk and avoided prosecution through judicious use of the word "allegedly".

Strangely enough, I know some inside stories on this because a relative of mine was having an affair with one of the major vultures of the time (if I said the name of the person they were having the affair with, you'd all know or recall very quickly, that's how prominent they are).  I've also since heard some information from the media side of that ringside circus, which lines up nicely with what the former told me.

[Suu]

I don't know if this is good news for you Subetai or what.  Might make that nutcase chick focus on you again....

Otherwise, I think it's a good thing for them to "dirty" up the blood line a bit.  

Every other person in Europe, common or not, is related to the Hapsburgs. I'm convinced. On my English side ALONE (The side I've actually been able to successfully document) I saw the Hapsburgs cross the line TWICE _AND_ General Stuart's line as well. That's not counting my Castilian/Italian side, and the Hapsburgs fucked their way through Spain until limbs fell off.

I'm probably safe in the Greek corner...maybe.

[Cain]

The Hapsburgs were horny little buggers.

I know I'm related to Yorkish nobility in some way, as my family on my mother's side used to own a lot of land in the old part of York City, but on my father's side its a Scottish clan aligned with the Frasers, members of whom were sent to Australia  for the crime of being Scottish in an English Empire (probably).