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Started by Lies, November 16, 2010, 08:22:50 AM

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Lies

I have one word for you all-
"Israelification"

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

You're welcome. NOW SPREAD THE WORD.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Lysergic on November 16, 2010, 08:22:50 AM
I have one word for you all-
"Israelification"

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

You're welcome. NOW SPREAD THE WORD.

We were just having this conversation on my board, and pretty much everyone who has traveled to Israel agreed that that, at least, is one thing they're doing right.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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hooplala

Pierson is a real clusterfuck of an airport, I'm not surprised that douchebag's answer was the clear the terminal.
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Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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bds

yeah, that was really interesting ~ doubt it'll ever be implemented over here, but it's a great example of security done right, i guess.

Richter

I agreed. In a  sick way the "Security" in airports right now is a product that the public is being sold on.  Wait hours and stand in line for screenings, and you're seeing that security in place, and being enforced.  The efficiency is almost secondary.  (Personally, I've chatted with people as vehemently defensive of the "strong" security measures, as folks who are opposed to it.)

Not to mention the use of screening for behavioral cues.  More difficult and expensive to train someone and employ for that than to watch a screen, or wave a wand.  (Ahh, the land of bored security gaurds.)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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tyrannosaurus vex

A) Airport security is an industry, and the point is to make contractors rich. If people are made safer, well, that's a bonus.

B) Americans bitch about the inconveniences of airport security, but truth be told, if it was easy to get through an airport, many people would assume it was also unsafe, and would choose not to fly. The inconvenience is the government's way of saying "LOOK WE'RE DOING SOMETHING," even though they aren't really, and people trust that more than they would trust actual statistical results, because we've been programmed to reject facts and rely on (guided) instinct.
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Suu

Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2010, 08:10:49 PM
I agreed. In a  sick way the "Security" in airports right now is a product that the public is being sold on.  Wait hours and stand in line for screenings, and you're seeing that security in place, and being enforced.  The efficiency is almost secondary.  (Personally, I've chatted with people as vehemently defensive of the "strong" security measures, as folks who are opposed to it.)

Not to mention the use of screening for behavioral cues.  More difficult and expensive to train someone and employ for that than to watch a screen, or wave a wand.  (Ahh, the land of bored security gaurds.)

They're getting paid minimum wage and working in a government union...I mean, REALLY, do you blame them?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

$11.30 is the lowest starting wage for screeners. http://www.tsa.gov/press/releases/2003/press_release_0324.shtm

Oh shi, I just noticed that was from 2003. I'm sure it's higher now, I'll try to find it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Subetai on November 16, 2010, 11:16:33 PM
Does this mean Israelis are now sand-nags who love Obama?

I think that's what that means. I'm having a hard time telling.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Here are a few more good TSA links. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!

http://volokh.com/2010/11/15/do-new-high-tech-scans-at-the-airport-violate-the-fourth-amendment/
http://www.americablog.com/2010/01/german-tv-highlights-failings-of-body.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-11-12/travel/travel.screening_1_body-scanners-pat-downs-travel-companies?_s=PM:TRAVEL
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/Amid-airport-anger_-GOP-takes-aim-at-screening-1576602-108259869.html

My prediction? This holiday season there will be multiple incidents of travelers stressed by the holidays, long lines, and poor treatment, losing their shit and flipping out in the screening area. One of these incidents will result in the unnecessary and unwarranted death of a traveler at the hands of the TSA. Mass outrage will ensue, airports will evict the TSA, and there will be massive layoffs. The department will be reduced to a skeleton, repurposed, and eventually renamed in an attempt to lose the shame.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Liam on November 17, 2010, 12:37:09 AM
Quoteand eventually renamed in an attempt to lose the shame

I'm with you 200% of the way but I reckon that last sentence should read:

and eventually gets absorbed under the Dept. Of Homeland Security like they want.

Or it could be me being all tinfoilhat.

No, they don't want to be absorbed by anyone. As a separate department they have their own funding and their own budget.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."