News:

In North Korea, this forum wouldn't be banned, it would be revered and taught in schools as a palatable and preferable version of Western history. And in many ways, that's all the truth the children of North Korea need

Main Menu

How long before I'm approved!?

Started by Zef, November 17, 2010, 01:10:37 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2
User actions

Zef

November 17, 2010, 01:10:37 AM
This damn management here is slow as a Jehovah's Witness walking to the next door.  Approve me, dammit.  I will be a very valuable influence to this board.  My presence will raise your illiteracy level.  Is my approval going to be a Solsmas present, for Frie's sake?  Do you need both hands?  Answer the goddam door.

Ah, hell, posting is for trolley-chicks, anyway.  I'm leaving to screw some Mormons.

Epimetheus

#1
November 17, 2010, 03:15:29 AM
 :?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

hooplala

#3
November 18, 2010, 02:36:33 PM
What a pathetic attempt.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#4
November 18, 2010, 03:17:04 PM
You haven't acheived Level 3 yet. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Whatever

#5
November 18, 2010, 04:29:27 PM
Also, on the list of pre-requirements for approval you have failed to do the following...

#1 - Proper sacrifice must be offered to the board Holy men =/= neener neener in pm

#17 - Shave all body hair and dance naked in the streets =/= Does not equal putting on a flesh colored body suit and running up and down your corridor. Video rejected.

#29 - Fill the liquer cabinet by the pool =/= Bringing a six pack of Old Milwaukee with three empty bottles in it.

#35 - Provide 37 virgins to dance and make merry =/= a video of mommy and me playtime.

I'm still checking things off, any help would be appreciated...   :)

Triple Zero

#6
November 18, 2010, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: Zef on November 17, 2010, 01:10:37 AM
This damn management here is slow as a Jehovah's Witness walking to the next door.  Approve me, dammit.  I will be a very valuable influence to this board.  My presence will raise your illiteracy level.  Is my approval going to be a Solsmas present, for Frie's sake?  Do you need both hands?  Answer the goddam door.

Ah, hell, posting is for trolley-chicks, anyway.  I'm leaving to screw some Mormons.

Um, if you could post this, you're approved.

Also, afaik, approving new members usually happens within 6-12 hours of registration, thanks to the wider timezone distribution of our Admin-team :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
November 18, 2010, 07:10:43 PM
And he has to do a quest for Nigel.

Don't forget that one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Whatever

#8
November 18, 2010, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:10:43 PM
And he has to do a quest for Nigel.

Don't forget that one.

Damn, that was #2 - He forged her signature apparantly  :lulz:

Phox

#9
November 18, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 18, 2010, 08:05:42 PM
Quote from: Phox on November 18, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?

You hang out on trolleys?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Whatever

#11
November 18, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 08:05:42 PM
Quote from: Phox on November 18, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?

You hang out on trolleys?

That was the first thing I thought of too.....  Then it went to the old Rice or Roni commercial where the girl was hanging off the trolley singing...  OK I'm old!  :|

Phox

#12
November 18, 2010, 09:58:47 PM
Trolleys are the greatest form of transportation invented by monkeys.

themenniss

#13
November 19, 2010, 12:28:39 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 18, 2010, 09:58:47 PM
Trolleys are the greatest form of transportation invented by monkeys.
their steering is most excellent.
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Dane$$a

#14
November 21, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
Wait so I have to get approved by the management before I post anything here or was I approved when my account was activated?
Print
Go Up Pages1 2
User actions