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Started by Lies, November 18, 2010, 05:18:13 AM

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Thurnez Isa

#30
November 18, 2010, 10:33:51 PM
I figure it's only Americans that are willing to drink Mountain Dew
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Thurnez Isa

#31
November 18, 2010, 10:34:58 PM
Im just kidding of course

:D
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Suu

#32
November 18, 2010, 10:53:12 PM
It gives me urinary tract infections.
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#33
November 18, 2010, 11:18:23 PM
I actually just think it's fucking disgusting. What the hell flavor IS that, anyway?

I always assumed it was a drink only Americans would stomach, but then I heard somewhere that it's like the third or fourth most popular soda in Syria.  :?
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Rumckle

#34
November 18, 2010, 11:20:26 PM
Eh, when I was younger I used to drink it, but these days I don't really drink soft drink at all.

I think it just supposed to be sugar flavour.
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Lies

#35
November 19, 2010, 12:50:46 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 18, 2010, 11:20:26 PM
Eh, when I was younger I used to drink it, but these days I don't really drink soft drink at all.

I think it just supposed to be sugar flavour.
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Triple Zero

#36
November 19, 2010, 12:03:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 18, 2010, 10:53:12 PM
It gives me urinary tract infections.

Perhaps try a different orifice?
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#37
November 19, 2010, 02:16:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 18, 2010, 11:18:23 PM
I actually just think it's fucking disgusting. What the hell flavor IS that, anyway?

I always assumed it was a drink only Americans would stomach, but then I heard somewhere that it's like the third or fourth most popular soda in Syria.  :?

It's disgusting, but still mildly more palatable than the insult that is Irn-Bru.
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#38
November 19, 2010, 02:40:09 PM
I hear it is magically delicious when you mix it with Four Loko. 
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East Coast Hustle

#39
November 19, 2010, 05:04:11 PM
EVERYTHING is magically delicious when you mix it with Four Loko.

especially cheap cocaine and unprotected sex with street hookers.
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#40
November 19, 2010, 05:23:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 19, 2010, 12:03:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 18, 2010, 10:53:12 PM
It gives me urinary tract infections.

Perhaps try a different orifice?

It's the yellow 5 dye they use. There's something in that stuff that pisses off my bladder and gives me cystitis. PISS LIKE BURNING.
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#41
November 19, 2010, 05:23:50 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 19, 2010, 02:16:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 18, 2010, 11:18:23 PM
I actually just think it's fucking disgusting. What the hell flavor IS that, anyway?

I always assumed it was a drink only Americans would stomach, but then I heard somewhere that it's like the third or fourth most popular soda in Syria.  :?

It's disgusting, but still mildly more palatable than the insult that is Irn-Bru.

No way, Irn-Bru is better. Shit, even DIET Irn-Bru is better.
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Triple Zero

#42
November 21, 2010, 12:21:51 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 19, 2010, 02:16:56 PM
It's disgusting, but still mildly more palatable than the insult that is Irn-Bru.

IRN BRU IS FUCKING AWESOME     :argh!:
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#43
November 21, 2010, 03:03:36 AM
Ammericka is the best country in the world, that is why millions of people from all over the world flock here to immigrate every day.



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#44
November 21, 2010, 03:10:19 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 21, 2010, 12:21:51 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 19, 2010, 02:16:56 PM
It's disgusting, but still mildly more palatable than the insult that is Irn-Bru.

IRN BRU IS FUCKING AWESOME    :argh!:

I have no idea what these Urn-Brews are but, everyone should have League Gothic because IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

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