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Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds.  Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
November 18, 2010, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds.  Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.

A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!

Give me a day. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 18, 2010, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 18, 2010, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds.  Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.

A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!

Give me a day. :)

Okay.  But not longer than that, please.  I positively REEK of iniquity.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#3
November 18, 2010, 09:05:58 PM
Do I have to make my own thread to as Nigel for a quest, too? I'm just really, really bored and need something to do.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
November 18, 2010, 11:24:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 18, 2010, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds.  Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.

A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!

Give me a day. :)

Okay.  But not longer than that, please.  I positively REEK of iniquity.

How virtuous do you wanna be? Because I will fuck you up with virtuosity if I have to.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#5
November 19, 2010, 12:42:17 AM
Surgeon General's Warning: what Nigel considers virtuous may not fit current paradigms of any known human behavior

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
November 19, 2010, 01:19:32 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:42:17 AM
Surgeon General's Warning: what Nigel considers virtuous may not fit current paradigms of any known human behavior

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
November 19, 2010, 01:27:10 AM
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.

"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."

The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.

The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:


"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#8
November 19, 2010, 01:46:34 AM Last Edit: November 19, 2010, 01:50:55 AM by Freeky
:lulz:

Epimetheus

#9
November 19, 2010, 02:11:31 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Pics if possible.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
November 19, 2010, 02:11:56 AM
I highly recommend conducting the drive at churches.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#11
November 19, 2010, 03:11:27 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: that is the best task ever!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
November 19, 2010, 03:12:55 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 03:11:27 AM
:lulz: :lulz: that is the best task ever!

I higher caliber querent calls for a higher caliber Quest.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 19, 2010, 03:26:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2010, 01:27:10 AM
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.

"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."

The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.

The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:




Ho ho!  I will need THREE weeks to do this properly, but the posters will be posted here by Monday.  I need the extra time to get them printed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
November 19, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:26:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2010, 01:27:10 AM
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.

"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."

The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.

The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:




Ho ho!  I will need THREE weeks to do this properly, but the posters will be posted here by Monday.  I need the extra time to get them printed.

YES!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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