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Cannabis Farmers Are Potential Terrorists and SO ARE YOU!!!

Started by Cardinal Cannabis Opiate, November 19, 2010, 06:23:48 PM

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Cardinal Cannabis Opiate

November 19, 2010, 06:23:48 PM
In an article called "Terror Pot. Far Out, Man." by Abby Zimmet, Zimmet said "Over 250 federal, state and local officials carried out a counter-terrorism drill in Northern California wherein "Red  :argh!: Cell" terrorist pot growers planted a "bomb," took "hostages," and "commandeered" a major dam to "free" an imprisoned comrade. The exercise took 18 months to plan and cost $500,000. Marijuana advocates thought it was kinda stupid. No word if the "terrorists" were giggling  :lol: as they worked."

-http://www.commondreams.org/further/2010/11/19-0

I just think this goes to show how chaotic our whole bureaucracy is.  It has the image of an organized structure, but when you get inside its nothing but a disaster. The government is so scared of cannabis and its own people.  It is too prevalently displayed in the governments behavior to ignore.  If there was such a "pot affiliated" terrorist group, what would be their names, and what would be their Signature Weapon?

NAME: THE CANNIBAN :eek:
SIGNATURE WEAPON: THE BONGZOOKA   :lulz:

AFK

#1
November 19, 2010, 06:31:03 PM
Congratulations on your first post.

Too bad someone else already made it. 
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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 19, 2010, 06:31:43 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Cannabis Opiate on November 19, 2010, 06:23:48 PM
I just think this goes to show how chaotic our whole bureaucracy is.  It has the image of an organized structure, but when you get inside its nothing but a disaster.

I'm looking for the downside, here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 19, 2010, 06:36:37 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 19, 2010, 06:31:03 PM
Congratulations on your first post.

Too bad someone else already made it. 

"Faux Noobz"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#4
November 19, 2010, 06:37:23 PM
And he's using the same avatar that Suu has.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 19, 2010, 06:38:27 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 19, 2010, 06:37:23 PM
And he's using Suu's avatar.

But not any IPs she's posted under.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

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November 19, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.
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November 19, 2010, 06:49:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.

Now, now.

He's pretty obviously a pothead.  They can't be held responsible for things like this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

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November 19, 2010, 09:14:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 06:49:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.

Now, now.

He's pretty obviously a pothead.  They can't remember things like this for longer than 5 minutes.

fixed!
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