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Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"

Started by Da6s, November 21, 2010, 12:32:56 AM

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Da6s

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/11/20/barbara-bush-to-palin-stay-in-alaska/#more-136355


QuoteSarah Palin may not have the biggest fan in former first lady Barbara Bush.
"I sat next to her once. Thought she was beautiful," Barbara Bush said. "And she's very happy in Alaska, and I hope she'll stay there."

Bush, along with her husband, former President George H.W. Bush, spoke to CNN's Larry King in an interview set to air Monday.
President Bush discussed the Tea Party movement, and although he said "some of the ideas make a lot of sense," he said he isn't sure how the new movement will fit into the larger political landscape.

We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Telarus

Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?
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Call my a cynic, but I've got $10 that says there will be a clarification of these remarks issued by either Barbara Bush or a spokesperson. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?

Given she psychologically scarred a young George Walker Bush by showing him a miscarried fetus she kept in a jar, I've re-estimated the possibility of this being correct upwards, just very slightly.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?

Never heard it before, but I like it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Subetai on November 21, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?

Given she psychologically scarred a young George Walker Bush by showing him a miscarried fetus she kept in a jar, I've re-estimated the possibility of this being correct upwards, just very slightly.

That is fascinating, given her lifelong conflict with HW over abortion. She's pro-choice.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Subetai on November 21, 2010, 12:58:35 PM
It's a bizarre story, full stop.

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/71284,people,news,george-w-bush-barbara-and-the-fetus-in-the-jar-psychology if you want the lowdown.

Ohhhh

actually, as weird as that is, it makes some sense. Hospitals do ask you to bring the fetus (kind of a horrible thing to ask a woman to do) and she was probably freaking  out and didn't want to be alone in it, and her husband was out of town. Inappropriate, but kind of understandable.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

That's actually kind of sad. Barbara Bush is a fucking awesome woman though, but miscarriages do tend to do pretty horrible things to one's brain.
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Telarus

Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 12:56:09 PM
Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?

Never heard it before, but I like it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLt8AI43UaE

We had Freeman @ Esozone one year. For a complete paranoid whackjob (partially a character, like Colbert), he's pretty lucid, and on top of all the really _interesting_ conspiracy theories.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

Actually, she's a completely worthless human being.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Da6s

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

Actually, she's a completely worthless human being.

and doesn't believe poor people live in texas.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Da6s on November 22, 2010, 05:27:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

Actually, she's a completely worthless human being.

and doesn't believe poor people live in texas.

"These people are used to being poor, so this isn't so bad."
- Babs Bush, on visiting a shithole Katrina refugee camp in Texas.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 05:46:39 PM
Quote from: Da6s on November 22, 2010, 05:27:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

Actually, she's a completely worthless human being.

and doesn't believe poor people live in texas.

"These people are used to being poor, so this isn't so bad."
- Babs Bush, on visiting a shithole Katrina refugee camp in Texas.

The above quote is incorrect.  The actual quote is worse:  http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/barbara2.asp
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.